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Song Parodies -> "Doctor Visit"

Original Song Title:

"Bring Me To Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Doctor Visit"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

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How can you heal me up like that with just one drug?
Something is wrong I think a bug has made me turn so numb
Without a pulse my forehead's feeling kinda cold
You'd better find something and send me back home

Chorus
(Fix me up)
Fix me up inside
(I can't sit up)
Fix me up inside
(Heal me)
Call my name and save me from the hurt
(Fix me up)
Take my blood pressure
(I'm gonna spit up)
In metric you measure
(Heal me)
Save me before I have a seizure

Now that there's mucus from my nose
Flowing on the floor
I cannot breathe so doctor please
Bring me to health

Chorus

(Bring me to health)
I've been living in pain, there's nothing that's changed
(Bring me to health)

Cramping inside just when you touch
Put on your glove saying only cough for me as you turn your head

All this time I can't believe I couldn't see
That I would eventually lead to surgery
I've been sick here a thousand years it seems
Got some anesthetic to make me sleep
Ya took the snot, ya took tonsils, ya took my bowels
But I still feel bad
There must be something more
Bring me to health

Chorus

(Bring me to health)
I've been living in pain, there's nothing that's changed
(Bring me to health)

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Lindsey - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey thats funny!!! LOL!!!
eischz - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
kinda cool..hehe yours are lots better than the other i've read..heeh
anny - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
thats funny!!! wow..thats probably the best ive seen...hehe...good job

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