Hairy creases, pits and creases
Far too hairy, and it makes me cry
Hairy creases, pits and creases
Shave and pluck - so I don't know why
Hairy creases, pits and creases
Won't go away - and still I see ..
Hairy creases, pits and creases
I've got shares in a wax factory

Hairy creases, pits and creases
Eyebrows down to hairy toes - it's such a crime
Hairy creases, pits and creases
Exfoliating til the end of time
Hairy creases, pits and creases
Bleached the 'tache but it's just the same
Hairy creases, pits and creases
High strength wax strips - well they cause me pain

All the creams say it'll grow back slow (oh yeh!!)
- It just isn't true
Just more hairs look how they grow
My skin feels like velcro & it makes me blue

Hairy creases, pits and creases
I've got chin whiskers - I'm all alone
Hairy creases, pits and creases
Tried The Samaritans on the phone
Hairy creases, pits and creases
No more creams are gonna make it right
Hairy creases, pits and creases
Cos I'm so hairy - and I'm just losing the fight!