Song Parodies -> (I Just Crashed My) Brand New Car
| Original Song Title: | "Lucky Star" |
| Original Performer: | Madonna |
| Parody Song Title: | "(I Just Crashed My) Brand New Car" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
Don't drink and drive
I just crashed my brand new car
'Cause I was driving home drunk from a bar
I just wanted to get home to my bed
Went through the windshield
Now baby I'm dead
Chorus:
Headlight, Headlight, had a head-on tonight
Headlight, Headlight I am a gruesome sight
Streetlight, streetlight, Shine on my corpse tonight
Streetlight Yeah
And they still can't find my head
At least I painted the highway red
My intestines are in a tree
And so they'll just scrape up what's left of me
Headlight, Headlight, had a head-on tonight
Headlight, Headlight I am a gruesome sight
Come on look at my mangled body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna puke as your face goes white
I just crashed my brand new car
Bury me in a mayonnaise jar
'Cause I was driving home drunk from a bar
I just wanted to get home to my bed
Went through the windshield
Now baby I'm dead
Chorus:
Headlight, Headlight, had a head-on tonight
Headlight, Headlight I am a gruesome sight
Streetlight, streetlight, Shine on my corpse tonight
Streetlight Yeah
And they still can't find my head
At least I painted the highway red
My intestines are in a tree
And so they'll just scrape up what's left of me
Headlight, Headlight, had a head-on tonight
Headlight, Headlight I am a gruesome sight
Come on look at my mangled body tonight
'Cause I know you're gonna puke as your face goes white
I just crashed my brand new car
Bury me in a mayonnaise jar
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LOL!
Funny! ...if gross... but I digress! Excellent! I'm never drinking OR driving, seperately or together!
The pacing is a bit weak, but still I think this parody should be used in an anti-drunk driving message from MADD on TV. And with it, some real gross-out graphics!
Awesome!
OMYGOSH...HiLARIUS
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