Risin' up out of my seat
Took my time, took my chances
There's a smell and it's not very sweet
Says the man with the watering eyes
So many times, I think it's just gas
An hour later I'm sorry
If it's just wet then it goes very fast
If it's not, then it takes several tries

It's the
Pie of the diaper it's that
little surprise
If it's dry
it's a challenge for the wiper
And if that
kid is hyper it's important to try
keep him still so you don't touch the pie
of the diaper

Face to face--and face to feet
Hangin' tough, barely breathin'
Lay back like gods while we wipe up their seats
Clean the spill with the skill to survive

It's the
Pie of the diaper it's that
little surprise
If it's dry
it's a challenge for the wiper
And if that
kid is hyper it's important to try
keep him still so you don't touch the pie
of the diaper

All grown up, I'm the grandpop
Now it's a different story
Went the distance, now it's my turn to plop
Just a man and his need to Depend

It's the
Pie of the diaper it's that
little surprise
If it's dry
it's a challenge for the wiper
And if that
geezer's hyper it's important to try
keep him still so you don't touch the pie
of the diaper