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Song Parodies -> "Next 5 Biscuits"

Original Song Title:

"Next 5 Minutes"

Original Performer:

Steven Curtis Chapman

Parody Song Title:

"Next 5 Biscuits"

Parody Written by:

mizfrizl

The Lyrics

I can reminisce about the already
I can worry and fret about the not yet
But when it all comes down, you know it really
Really all comes down to right now

So right now I'm eating my next 5 biscuits
Like these are my last 5 biscuits
Cause I know the next 5 biscuits
May be all I have
And after these next 5 biscuits
Turn into the last 5 biscuits
I'm taking the next 5 biscuits
And starting all over again

Every so often I make 5 biscuits
Every biscuit every bite I take
Never have it back once I've eaten it
There will never be another right now

So right now I'm eating my next 5 biscuits
Like these are my last 5 biscuits
Cause I know the next 5 biscuits
May be all I have
And after these next 5 biscuits
Turn into the last 5 biscuits
I'm taking the next 5 biscuits
And starting all over again

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dodo - February 13, 2007 - Report this comment
very cool

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