Song Parodies -> Shower
| Original Song Title: | "Bother" |
| Original Performer: | Stone Sour |
| Parody Song Title: | "Shower" |
| Parody Written by: | S.T.G. |
Your stench brings tears to my eyes,
Your teeth's a yellowish-gray,
Makes me want to hurl my food,
Stench just kills, and it's just real crude.
You just need to shower,
Cuz' I cannot breathe.
Your stench overpowers,
But I can't help you,
Use the dang soap on everything.
The stench is too much to take,
If anyone can take it,
Never had a knack for your stench,
You smell just like crap so sick'nin
This gives you a good reason,
Your armpits up are treason,
The stench is makin' me crying,
Your BO sends house flies dying.
You just need to shower,
Cuz' I cannot breathe.
Your stench overpowers,
But I can't help you,
Use the dang soap on everything.
Wish you'd use the scented soap,
And perfume makes you reek.
Your stink causes unconsciousness,
Toilet stalls smell better than your jeans.
And you just need to shower,
So we all can breathe (the air's hard to breathe))
Your stench overpowers,
Here's your very own soap...Now you better scrub everything..
Your teeth's a yellowish-gray,
Makes me want to hurl my food,
Stench just kills, and it's just real crude.
You just need to shower,
Cuz' I cannot breathe.
Your stench overpowers,
But I can't help you,
Use the dang soap on everything.
The stench is too much to take,
If anyone can take it,
Never had a knack for your stench,
You smell just like crap so sick'nin
This gives you a good reason,
Your armpits up are treason,
The stench is makin' me crying,
Your BO sends house flies dying.
You just need to shower,
Cuz' I cannot breathe.
Your stench overpowers,
But I can't help you,
Use the dang soap on everything.
Wish you'd use the scented soap,
And perfume makes you reek.
Your stink causes unconsciousness,
Toilet stalls smell better than your jeans.
And you just need to shower,
So we all can breathe (the air's hard to breathe))
Your stench overpowers,
Here's your very own soap...Now you better scrub everything..
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hey u totaly ruined this song! stone sour rule!
Nice job STG, Don't know the orig. Your lyics are interesting to read.
I dont know why this is being voted so low...this is really good...good job
Totally agree with Billy... this was awesome.
triple five -soul- ... did something like this a while ago, but i won't post it out of respect to my betters. great job.
Made me crack up! 5's!
(Gross) Pretty stinkin' good!
(Gross) These lines say it all: "Your stink causes unconsciousness, Toilet stalls smell better than your jeans" ! LOL!
(Gross) DKTOS --a companion piece maybe to Outkast's "Roses"? :)
Yuch
(Gross Contest) DKTOS - but I'm trusting the other voters on pace and giving you "5-5-5" here.
Pretty gross dude
hahaha- this is awesome man, one of the best parodies ever. I love Slipknot and Stone Sour but I never really liked that song, thanks to you, now I love that song.
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