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Song Parodies -> "Shower"

Original Song Title:

"Bother"

Original Performer:

Stone Sour

Parody Song Title:

"Shower"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Your stench brings tears to my eyes,
Your teeth's a yellowish-gray,
Makes me want to hurl my food,
Stench just kills, and it's just real crude.

You just need to shower,
Cuz' I cannot breathe.
Your stench overpowers,
But I can't help you,
Use the dang soap on everything.

The stench is too much to take,
If anyone can take it,
Never had a knack for your stench,
You smell just like crap so sick'nin
This gives you a good reason,
Your armpits up are treason,
The stench is makin' me crying,
Your BO sends house flies dying.

You just need to shower,
Cuz' I cannot breathe.
Your stench overpowers,
But I can't help you,
Use the dang soap on everything.


Wish you'd use the scented soap,
And perfume makes you reek.
Your stink causes unconsciousness,
Toilet stalls smell better than your jeans.

And you just need to shower,
So we all can breathe (the air's hard to breathe))
Your stench overpowers,
Here's your very own soap...Now you better scrub everything..

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 7

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caz - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
hey u totaly ruined this song! stone sour rule!
Wild Man - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job STG, Don't know the orig. Your lyics are interesting to read.
Billy Florio - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I dont know why this is being voted so low...this is really good...good job
lebeiw - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Totally agree with Billy... this was awesome.
Static - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
triple five -soul- ... did something like this a while ago, but i won't post it out of respect to my betters. great job.
Joelle - September 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Made me crack up! 5's!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) Pretty stinkin' good!
Johnny D - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) These lines say it all: "Your stink causes unconsciousness, Toilet stalls smell better than your jeans" ! LOL!
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross) DKTOS --a companion piece maybe to Outkast's "Roses"? :)
Jeff Reuben - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Yuch
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(Gross Contest) DKTOS - but I'm trusting the other voters on pace and giving you "5-5-5" here.
Claude Prez - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty gross dude
mindless - March 16, 2007 - Report this comment
hahaha- this is awesome man, one of the best parodies ever. I love Slipknot and Stone Sour but I never really liked that song, thanks to you, now I love that song.

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