the coral is always brighter
in somebody else's place
you dream about sailing over there
but you'll come face to face
just look at them aiming at you
right there on their battleship
what you need is a boat that hides you
say Auf Wiedersehen and give them lip!

unterseeboot
under the sea boat
we're under the sea lass
but you cant see us
under sea boat!
if you cant get your craft to float
call it an under sea boat
your under sea boat
my under sea boat
under the sea!

down here all of us are happy
as off through the waves were glidin'
the POMES on the land are happy
they dont know that we are hidin'
but people on the land are mucky
we went and blew them up!
so now all of us are hungry
lets go home and eat some shlop!

unterseeboot
under the sea boat
we're under the sea lass
but you cant see us
under sea boat
you cannot drown us
we will float
in our under sea boat
your under sea boat
my under sea boat-
unterseeboot
under the sea boat
we're under the the sea lass
but you cant see us
under sea boat
there's not much food only oats
eat it in our under sea boat
your under sea boat
my under sea boat
under the sea

we are willin'
to do all the killin'
we are the huns
we got lots of guns
we stole all our oats
from British boats
and shlop is the food for the soul
(yeah)
our under sea boat
we say but not gloat
it hides us and then
we kill all their men
we smell and we spit
thats all part of it
an' oh that Jamie blows!

unterseeboot
under the sea boat
we're under the sea lass
but you cant see us
under sea boat
if you need a place to store your coat
keep it in our under sea boat
your under sea boat
my under sea boat
under the sea-
live in a mess here
so bored we play chess here
under the sea
we got the flu here
no where to poo here
that's why its shitty
try to be witty
yeah we in luck here
down in the muck here
under the sea!