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Song Parodies -> "Combo Number 5"

Original Song Title:

"Mambo Number 5"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lou Bega

Parody Song Title:

"Combo Number 5"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

It's best if you listen to the original in the background. It's the first parody I ever wrote and I hope you enjoy!
One, two, three, four, five
Boy, just watch those calories fly
The pounds come in truckloads of tacos
The girls say that they're porky and fat
But I really don't think so
I need something good to eat
I must eat much cause food is cheap
I like anchovies, pancakes, salmon, and pita
And as I continue the sweets get sweeter
So what can I do? I really can't order
To me eating's just like a sport
Everything's fly, it's all good let me eat it
And send in the crumpet

Chorus
A little bit of mustard all around
A little bit of eggs, sunny side down
A little bit of peaches and kiwi
A little bit of Diet Pepsi
An itty bitty sandwich in the sun
A little bit of mayo on my bun
A little bit of butter and some ham
Fry it all up and you get SPAM
Whaaa...

Jump up and down but don't shake the ground
Put your SPAM in your mouth put you can on the ground
Take one bite left and one bite right
One to the front and one to the side
Fry your ham once and butter it twice
And if you eat like this then you're alright

Chorus 2x

I'd do all to be big and fat just like you
Now I can't run, now I can't hide
Cause I got a huge behind
Combo #5

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 22

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User Comments

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Jimmy J. - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I hate to say it, but this version is better than mine.
neminem - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, better than all the other 5 billion parodies of this. The idea's not big on originality, but it's well done.
Wolveroses - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
can't people come up with something more original these days?
Wild Man - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Ross, I have been reading your work for the last couple of days. I think your an up and comming talent. Other writers tend to be a bit testy if you do similar parodies, I can suggest that you do a search on song titles and lyrics before you submit. Don't let the comments bring you down. Keep up the good work!
Ross Marshall - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey, thanks to you guys that enjoyed it. It means a lot that you guys are enjoying my songs just as my friends have enjoyed them through the years. Sorry, but I didn't know this one was parodied similarly. I wrote it back in 99 or 2000 and I didn't even have a computer back then so I couldn't have copied off of anyone. I'll be posting more once I get the chance. Thanks a lot for the confidence Wild Man!!!
jessy - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
i like it, it seams like a weird al song to me but i guess you beat him to it XP its realy good tho i like it alot you must have worked on it for a wile to get the lyrics to fit as good as they do
This_Guy - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, more and more and more people are writing this parody, on this site AND others! I even heard it on the radio a while ago. :/
This_Guy - June 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow, more and more and more people are writing this parody, on this site AND others! I even heard it on the radio a while ago. :/

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