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Song Parodies -> "Always Getting More Alimony"

Original Song Title:

"Always Something There To Remind Me"

Original Performer:

Naked Eyes

Parody Song Title:

"Always Getting More Alimony"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

It's cheaper to keep her
I go over the mounting bills and wonder how I'll make ends meet
and every check I write reminds me that today I will not eat.
Well, how can I forget my ex?
When she is always getting more alimony?
Always getting more alimony.
A gold digger is what I ended up with last year for a wife
And I can't help recalling how her lawyer took me for a ride
Well, how can I forget my ex?
When she is always getting more alimony?
Always getting more alimony
I was born a sucker, and I'll never be free.
These payments are just killing me

If you should find you wish to make some money, call me up sometime
I'll hire you as a hit man, but if she lives, you won't get a dime
Hey why don't you, just shoot my ex?
Then I will not have to pay alimony
Will not have to pay alimony
I just wish you'd kill her, I'll gladly pay your fee
Just dump her body in the sea
'Cause she's always getting more alimony
always getting more alimony
always getting more alimony

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Billy Florio - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
lol..nice idea
Royce Miller - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
A good parody
Mr. Sam Stone - January 14, 2017 - Report this comment
Nice parody. Just make sure the gun and the silencer are completely destroyed. Drop it in a steel drum filled with acid.

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