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Song Parodies -> "I Was Bitten By Mike"

Original Song Title:

"Once Bitten, Twice Shy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Great White

Parody Song Title:

"I Was Bitten By Mike"

Parody Written by:

The Great Karlando

The Lyrics

I know the Tyson-Holyfield deal is way in the past, but it still cracks me up.
Well the fight was comin up, crowd filed in
Just to watch the boxing match 'tween me and Tyson
They all went bonkers when we entered the ring
What a great way to welcome the Spring
I didn't know what the fight had in store
Except that in the morning I would feel real sore
Mills Lane said "Have a good clean fight"
But Mikey's in the corner thinkin, "Yeah right"

Well now the bell, it went "ding" and the fight began
I took a couple swings, Mikey backed off and ran
He looked real tired, looked sorta dead
That's when he took a left hook right upside his head
I didn't know that I made Mike mad
But I was winning this fight, Tyson was really bad
He sorta staggered up to his feet
He hugged me and then used my right ear as a treat

I said my, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike

Pain shot through my head and I started to bleed
He spit out my ear, landed at my feet
Then ol' Mills said, "You're disqualified"
"Get out of my ring and you had better hide"
I didn't know what went through Mike's head
I was wincing in pain and I was covered in red
He's got no style, he's got no class
All that I had hoped for was to kick his ass

I said my, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike

I didn't know he had insanity issues
Until my ear was wrapped up in a box of white tissues
Don King said it was a normal fight
But look at my ear, it's missing a bite

I said my, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike




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Ian Hunter - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
This one sounds familiar somehow.....
Billy Florio - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Of course it does Ian..it was your song (that in my opinion was done better by Great White)....
Jeff Reuben - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
This was pretty funny
Ian Hunter - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
That's it Billy! I'm not visiting you the next time I am in New York!
Peregrin - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy, billy, billy! Better by "Great White" ? pish-tosh!
Claude Prez - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked it. Bonus points for mentioning Mills Lane because I loved "Celebrity Deathmatch": "Let's get it on!"
Wild Man - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Mike's a nut case, man. Job well done Karlando!

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