Well the fight was comin up, crowd filed in
Just to watch the boxing match 'tween me and Tyson
They all went bonkers when we entered the ring
What a great way to welcome the Spring
I didn't know what the fight had in store
Except that in the morning I would feel real sore
Mills Lane said "Have a good clean fight"
But Mikey's in the corner thinkin, "Yeah right"

Well now the bell, it went "ding" and the fight began
I took a couple swings, Mikey backed off and ran
He looked real tired, looked sorta dead
That's when he took a left hook right upside his head
I didn't know that I made Mike mad
But I was winning this fight, Tyson was really bad
He sorta staggered up to his feet
He hugged me and then used my right ear as a treat

I said my, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike

Pain shot through my head and I started to bleed
He spit out my ear, landed at my feet
Then ol' Mills said, "You're disqualified"
"Get out of my ring and you had better hide"
I didn't know what went through Mike's head
I was wincing in pain and I was covered in red
He's got no style, he's got no class
All that I had hoped for was to kick his ass

I said my, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike

I didn't know he had insanity issues
Until my ear was wrapped up in a box of white tissues
Don King said it was a normal fight
But look at my ear, it's missing a bite

I said my, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike
My, my, my, I was bitten by Mike