Song Parodies -> Failing English
| Original Song Title: | "Going Under" |
| Original Performer: | Evanescence |
| Parody Song Title: | "Failing English" |
| Parody Written by: | EmiLoca |
Now I will tell you what I've done in school
Fifty thousand tests I've tried,
Essays were okay and portrayals too
But I still don't write well
(Failing English)
Don't want your tutoring, I'll help myself
Pass a spelling test for once
Now littered with finals and mid-terms to boot
Just when I thought I'd go to college
I'm flunking again
I'm failing English
Drowning in words
I'm upstaged by freshmen
It's so absurd, oh
I'm failing English
People harass me
Surpass me by far
'Cause I don't pass my tests
('Cause I don't pass my tests a whole lot)
Always confusing, I space off instead
So all my grades are hitting the floor
I'm flunking again
I'm failing English
Drowning in words
I'll be here forever
Got to leave high...school
So go on and teach
Teach to me
The proper way
To read and write, so I can
Graduate
I can't keep failing English
I'm flunking again
Still failing English
That's what I'm told
I've been here forever
I'm 30 years old
I'm still failing English
Fifty thousand tests I've tried,
Essays were okay and portrayals too
But I still don't write well
(Failing English)
Don't want your tutoring, I'll help myself
Pass a spelling test for once
Now littered with finals and mid-terms to boot
Just when I thought I'd go to college
I'm flunking again
I'm failing English
Drowning in words
I'm upstaged by freshmen
It's so absurd, oh
I'm failing English
People harass me
Surpass me by far
'Cause I don't pass my tests
('Cause I don't pass my tests a whole lot)
Always confusing, I space off instead
So all my grades are hitting the floor
I'm flunking again
I'm failing English
Drowning in words
I'll be here forever
Got to leave high...school
So go on and teach
Teach to me
The proper way
To read and write, so I can
Graduate
I can't keep failing English
I'm flunking again
Still failing English
That's what I'm told
I've been here forever
I'm 30 years old
I'm still failing English
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This is just plain hilarious!
^^wat he said
Hey guys, I'm really glad that you liked it!!
*to Ross Marshall* Um...this was my song. Yeah. I don't know what your deal is.
very cute and the pacing was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i loved it
Awesome XD
That was really funny. Thanks for sharing.
This was pretty good. Were you actually struggling in English? If so, I do parodies that irritate the crap out of me as well. This was pretty good.
Yes she is really failing English, but she is smart. I GO TO SCHOOL WITH HER! and guess what? I am in her english class! HAHAHA! Love you Em...oh yea,great song! And Ross...what were you thinking?
Excellent! I was surprised with how well the pacing was. Really, really funny.
Once again...I love it
Thanks, all. KaviR...why don't you just leave my phone number, address, homeroom and blood type in your comments? Sure would make it a lot easier for those internet stalkers. I AM NOT FAILING ENGLISH. *seethes*
I agree! KaviR, could you please pass on that sensitive information to me, it would make my job stalking EmiLoca SO much easier! ;) Great parody, I can associate because I used to top the year doing absolutely no study, but over the years everyone's improved while I've just sat on natural talent and now they've all overtaken me. PS. KaviR- caviar I get it now! Duhoik! 555 (if you're also failing maths, that's 100%)
Now that's weird...I thought I was stalking you! Same here on the English deal. Relying on talent is just so much easier than actually working. KaviR is a rather loud friend of mine from school, and she can back me up on that one (assuming that she HAS TALENT). I love making you mad, Kavz.
how am i forgotten in here! i've known you longer than kaviR! heh anyways my irritating work for the day WANT INFO ON EMILOCA! im me aol- whydopplblckme msn- soccerstarmielke@cox.net yahoo- damilktruck99
And that, my friends, is what I call desperation. Don't you dare IM her, or email her, or...think about her...please. She knows too much about me, and I've got enough stalkers as it is (she happens to be one of them). Oh, Mikaela! I forgot that you're right here.
awe you just say that b/c you love me. and yes i am desperate sniff. only internet guys think i'm hot . and yes im me i am very fun to talk to. but since emi doesn't want me to say nething i won't so yeah sniff . wow i have no life!
*blink* O_o
Hehe... desperation. I like that in a girl :-D.
Stay back, nemmy...don't encourage it!
Must resist stalking instincts.... do your bloody schoolwork for a change.........don't contact Mikaela!!! AAARGH!
sup em nother great parody i also liked you stupid freshmen parody hehe
Guess what I WAS IN HER ENGLISH CLASS TOO SO TAKE THAT PEEPS!!!! yeah!!! that's what I thought!! I bet you're all sitting there in shock at this news, heck ya!!!! anyway, great parody em!!!! it was peachy!!!
Look, I made everyone speechless.
We fear the opening of our mouths in case we vomit from the thought of Tibbygirl being an active member of the US education system.
It's the shocking truth, I'm afraid.
I think we're ALL afraid now.
Mah fellow Ahmericairnz, eht ehs weth a sad hort that ah murst deeclare a state uhf eemergencay. Mah ahdministration ahdvises mee that US intelligence (oxymoron!) has urncurvered evidaince that there is pahsahble Tibbygirl activitah within our boarders. Ah urge all citizairnz to reemain cahm as we deal with this catastrophah.
Alrighty, Mr. President!!!!!!!!!! LET'S FIND THAT NO GOOD, SON OF A......*large puppies begin to chase after her* Oh. AHHHH.*runs away*
luv it!
WOW!! Amazing stuff.
That's the funniest thing I've ever read! Great job!
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