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Song Parodies -> "Failing English"

Original Song Title:

"Going Under"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Evanescence

Parody Song Title:

"Failing English"

Parody Written by:

EmiLoca

The Lyrics

Now I will tell you what I've done in school
Fifty thousand tests I've tried,
Essays were okay and portrayals too
But I still don't write well
(Failing English)
Don't want your tutoring, I'll help myself
Pass a spelling test for once
Now littered with finals and mid-terms to boot
Just when I thought I'd go to college
I'm flunking again

I'm failing English
Drowning in words
I'm upstaged by freshmen
It's so absurd, oh
I'm failing English

People harass me
Surpass me by far
'Cause I don't pass my tests
('Cause I don't pass my tests a whole lot)
Always confusing, I space off instead
So all my grades are hitting the floor
I'm flunking again

I'm failing English
Drowning in words
I'll be here forever
Got to leave high...school

So go on and teach
Teach to me
The proper way
To read and write, so I can
Graduate
I can't keep failing English

I'm flunking again
Still failing English
That's what I'm told
I've been here forever
I'm 30 years old
I'm still failing English

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walrus - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
This is just plain hilarious!
Tinkleheimer - August 23, 2003 - Report this comment
^^wat he said
Ross Marshall - August 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey guys, I'm really glad that you liked it!!
EmiLoca - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
*to Ross Marshall* Um...this was my song. Yeah. I don't know what your deal is.
RavynRose - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
very cute and the pacing was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
otterpop - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
i loved it
Arina - December 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome XD
Kristen - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment
That was really funny. Thanks for sharing.
Marianne E. B. Markham - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
This was pretty good. Were you actually struggling in English? If so, I do parodies that irritate the crap out of me as well. This was pretty good.
KaviR - March 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes she is really failing English, but she is smart. I GO TO SCHOOL WITH HER! and guess what? I am in her english class! HAHAHA! Love you Em...oh yea,great song! And Ross...what were you thinking?
Super Penguin - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! I was surprised with how well the pacing was. Really, really funny.
S.O.L.D. - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again...I love it
EmiLoca - April 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all. KaviR...why don't you just leave my phone number, address, homeroom and blood type in your comments? Sure would make it a lot easier for those internet stalkers. I AM NOT FAILING ENGLISH. *seethes*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree! KaviR, could you please pass on that sensitive information to me, it would make my job stalking EmiLoca SO much easier! ;) Great parody, I can associate because I used to top the year doing absolutely no study, but over the years everyone's improved while I've just sat on natural talent and now they've all overtaken me. PS. KaviR- caviar I get it now! Duhoik! 555 (if you're also failing maths, that's 100%)
EmiLoca - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Now that's weird...I thought I was stalking you! Same here on the English deal. Relying on talent is just so much easier than actually working. KaviR is a rather loud friend of mine from school, and she can back me up on that one (assuming that she HAS TALENT). I love making you mad, Kavz.
Mikaela - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
how am i forgotten in here! i've known you longer than kaviR! heh anyways my irritating work for the day WANT INFO ON EMILOCA! im me aol- whydopplblckme msn- soccerstarmielke@cox.net yahoo- damilktruck99
EmiLoca - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
And that, my friends, is what I call desperation. Don't you dare IM her, or email her, or...think about her...please. She knows too much about me, and I've got enough stalkers as it is (she happens to be one of them). Oh, Mikaela! I forgot that you're right here.
Mikaela - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
awe you just say that b/c you love me. and yes i am desperate sniff. only internet guys think i'm hot . and yes im me i am very fun to talk to. but since emi doesn't want me to say nething i won't so yeah sniff . wow i have no life!
EmiLoca - June 04, 2004 - Report this comment
*blink* O_o
neminem - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe... desperation. I like that in a girl :-D.
EmiLoca - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Stay back, nemmy...don't encourage it!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Must resist stalking instincts.... do your bloody schoolwork for a change.........don't contact Mikaela!!! AAARGH!
monkeys and blue chhese are attacking me - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment
sup em nother great parody i also liked you stupid freshmen parody hehe
Tibbygirl - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Guess what I WAS IN HER ENGLISH CLASS TOO SO TAKE THAT PEEPS!!!! yeah!!! that's what I thought!! I bet you're all sitting there in shock at this news, heck ya!!!! anyway, great parody em!!!! it was peachy!!!
TIbbygirl - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Look, I made everyone speechless.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
We fear the opening of our mouths in case we vomit from the thought of Tibbygirl being an active member of the US education system.
Tibbygirl - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
It's the shocking truth, I'm afraid.
EmiLoca - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
I think we're ALL afraid now.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Mah fellow Ahmericairnz, eht ehs weth a sad hort that ah murst deeclare a state uhf eemergencay. Mah ahdministration ahdvises mee that US intelligence (oxymoron!) has urncurvered evidaince that there is pahsahble Tibbygirl activitah within our boarders. Ah urge all citizairnz to reemain cahm as we deal with this catastrophah.
Tibbygirl - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Alrighty, Mr. President!!!!!!!!!! LET'S FIND THAT NO GOOD, SON OF A......*large puppies begin to chase after her* Oh. AHHHH.*runs away*
megan - September 28, 2004 - Report this comment
luv it!
Andrew Darwitan - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW!! Amazing stuff.
Jessie W. - January 06, 2007 - Report this comment
That's the funniest thing I've ever read! Great job!
DJ Blaze - July 23, 2009 - Report this comment
You know, if AmIRight ever did a live concert, you should do this song with Ten Second Braeden. 555s as usual.

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