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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Spry (for an Old Guy)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (for a White Guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Spry (for an Old Guy)"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

For Mick Jagger on his sixtieth birthday.... :-P
I can't get no satisfaction

Give me Satisfaction, uh huh, uh huh
Viagra for my action, uh huh, uh huh
Forty year attraction uh huh, uh huh
And all the groupies say he's pretty spry for an old guy

Jumpin' Jack Flash, must be gettin' pretty old!

You know it's getting' hard just to jump around the stage
Now Jagger thinks he's cool - he looks silly at his age
He may have lotsa dough yeah he may have quite a pile
That and tight satin slacks - well it makes the girlies smile!

Got six decades - he's Torn and Frayed
He said he really didn't do drugs anyway
Like ta play the field and cop a feel
Roll in the hay - without delay!

Soon at his bedside his ardor must subside
'Cus soon he'll know Time ain't Always bein' on his Side
Dancin' with Mr. D's...
So hey hey, do that Depends thing

Wild Horses couldn't drag he, uh huh, uh huh
World thinks he is faggy, uh huh, uh huh
Trousers getting' baggy, uh huh, uh huh
But all the groupies say he's pretty spry for an old guy

He needs a face lift 'cus he isn't lookin' nice
And it's only fame and bucks keeps the ladies lookin' twice
Comparing him to Richards - he looks pretty by contrast
"Cor! That chick looks nice! I need ta get that piece of ass!"

He procreates with Latin dates
You know he really does his best to populate
Jagger plays the field and does with zeal
Wasting away? No way, Jose!

Left the British state to avoid the tax rate
And when he sings with all those verbs he conjugates
The world loves all his sleaze
So hey hey, do that Rolling thing

Now, he singin' on Tattoo - You - got lotsa top ones
He shimmies round that stage with his perfect wobbling buns
His body's looking so hard as he does stage strip
But in his own mind - he got - got big ego trip

Groupies keep 'im flattered, uh huh, uh huh
Age ain't made 'im tattered, uh huh, uh huh
Won't admit he's Shattered, uh huh, uh huh
Sixty! Mick turns sixty - sixty, sixty oh!

She lies in wait - his next soulmate
That alimony doesn't scare him anyway
Getting' quite genteel - his Knighthood's real
That must suggest - the Queen's impressed!

It makes me irate - the way the chicks relate
At least you'll know he's probably slept with Ricki Lake
He came from overseas
He's great for parodies!
A mascot for retirees!
So hey hey, let the old guy sing!

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Phil Alexander - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
See, I knew you'd hit the 100 pretty soon ;-) Superb stuff...
Billy Florio - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent....you hit 100 before me...congrats
Sweet Indigo - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
That is fantastic!! :D
Melhi - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
This was really funny, uh huh, uh huh And all I have to say is Triple fives for you girls (guys?)
Pat - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I really liked that one...:D
Wild Man - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
"Mascot for retirees"( ROLF) ! It was worth reading the entire parody for that one line! Of course it was great! ( LOL ) Congrats Merry & Pippin on your centenial parody. (or is it bi-centenial since there are two of you?) Oh well , you know I'm a fan, Madam & Man.
Jeff Reuben - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good, and congrats on 100!
Michael Pacholek - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
What a way to hit the century mark! The two of you, that is, not Mick, though it sure seems like he's 100 years old!
Meriadoc - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank-you everyone! I can't believe we are already at the big 100! It's been a great 4 months! :-D
Peregrin - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you all!
mandamoo - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Hahaha........fantastic ! Congratulations on a century too !
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job and congratulations
Poison Girl - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome! The pacing is perfect! Good job.
Spaff.com - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry to crash this party so late. Excellent work as usual, Dude.
chris - January 21, 2007 - Report this comment
hmm... easy target. what seems to be the problem? that mick jagger is successfull, in his sixties and still rocking, etc? jealous anyone? how can you recommend plastic surgery when the stones all look cool and prove indeed that rolling stones gather no moss. Silly.
Peregrin - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Chris, my good man, it's a parody ! Parodies exist to make fun of things ! Have some fun in life ! Merry (my parody partner) is the BIGGEST Stones fan you could meet - she was able to put that aside and write a parody about them. Funny, I don't read into it the way you do :) Nice pun at the end of your comment though, very original, to be sure...
mel - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
BUT I LOVE MICK JAGGER!!! <3

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