I can't get no satisfaction

Give me Satisfaction, uh huh, uh huh
Viagra for my action, uh huh, uh huh
Forty year attraction uh huh, uh huh
And all the groupies say he's pretty spry for an old guy

Jumpin' Jack Flash, must be gettin' pretty old!

You know it's getting' hard just to jump around the stage
Now Jagger thinks he's cool - he looks silly at his age
He may have lotsa dough yeah he may have quite a pile
That and tight satin slacks - well it makes the girlies smile!

Got six decades - he's Torn and Frayed
He said he really didn't do drugs anyway
Like ta play the field and cop a feel
Roll in the hay - without delay!

Soon at his bedside his ardor must subside
'Cus soon he'll know Time ain't Always bein' on his Side
Dancin' with Mr. D's...
So hey hey, do that Depends thing

Wild Horses couldn't drag he, uh huh, uh huh
World thinks he is faggy, uh huh, uh huh
Trousers getting' baggy, uh huh, uh huh
But all the groupies say he's pretty spry for an old guy

He needs a face lift 'cus he isn't lookin' nice
And it's only fame and bucks keeps the ladies lookin' twice
Comparing him to Richards - he looks pretty by contrast
"Cor! That chick looks nice! I need ta get that piece of ass!"

He procreates with Latin dates
You know he really does his best to populate
Jagger plays the field and does with zeal
Wasting away? No way, Jose!

Left the British state to avoid the tax rate
And when he sings with all those verbs he conjugates
The world loves all his sleaze
So hey hey, do that Rolling thing

Now, he singin' on Tattoo - You - got lotsa top ones
He shimmies round that stage with his perfect wobbling buns
His body's looking so hard as he does stage strip
But in his own mind - he got - got big ego trip

Groupies keep 'im flattered, uh huh, uh huh
Age ain't made 'im tattered, uh huh, uh huh
Won't admit he's Shattered, uh huh, uh huh
Sixty! Mick turns sixty - sixty, sixty oh!

She lies in wait - his next soulmate
That alimony doesn't scare him anyway
Getting' quite genteel - his Knighthood's real
That must suggest - the Queen's impressed!

It makes me irate - the way the chicks relate
At least you'll know he's probably slept with Ricki Lake
He came from overseas
He's great for parodies!
A mascot for retirees!
So hey hey, let the old guy sing!