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Song Parodies -> "Kobe B."

Original Song Title:

"Billie Jean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Kobe B."

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

I did Kobe's side so here is her side.
It's Kobe saying "Put your pants on the ground and turn around".
He said he just had surgery to fix his knee
He wanted me to come up and have some fun
"Put your pants on the ground and turn around"
He said I was the one
"So put your pants on the ground and turn around"
He told me his name was Kobe B., the MVP
I had to ask him about all of the awards he has won
So he got my pants pulled them down to the ground

People always tell me be careful who you screw
Don't go around giving up your heart
And mother always told me say stop when it's enough
Be careful who you screw unless you're going to sue (hey,hey)

Kobe B. is not my lover
He's just a guy that wanted to have some fun
I said stop but he wasn't done
He wanted to have fun
I didn't want to have his son

I said no at least forty times as he fullfiled his night
He just did not understand my screams and demands
"Put your pants on the ground and turn around"
He didn't even think twice now that 1 night will ruin his life (His whole lie, his whole life)
Now the trial is for Kobe B. on Court tv
And they have photos of him and I that may make him do time
"Put your pants on the ground and turn around"

People always tell me be careful who you screw
Don't go around giving up your heart
But I knew he had some money, so I went up to his room
Now our night of "boom,boom" may turn into his doom (hey,hey)

Kobe B. is not my lover
He's just a guy that wanted to have some fun
I said stop but he wasn't done
He wanted to have fun
I didn't want to have his son
(Oh Koobbee!)

Hey, NO!

Kobe B. is not my lover
He's just a guy that wanted to have some fun
I said stop but he wasn't done
(No,no,no)
He wanted to have fun
I didn't want to have his son

You know what he did
He said lets have some fun
I'm in room 101
Inmate # 8 baby

Kobe B. is not my lover
Kobe B. is not my lover
Kobe B. is not my lover
Now I'll sue him
Kobe B. is not my lover
Now I'll sue him
Kobe B. is not my lover
Don't trust Kobe B.
Kobe B. is not my lover
He'll go up in ya
Kobe B. is not my lover

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Kay - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
It was alright, i just liked it more cuz it was about Kobe Bryant. HaHa. Kobe Suxxx. Go Sixers !!!!!!

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