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Song Parodies -> "Without Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Without Meat"

Parody Written by:

beetlecrazy12

The Lyrics

I copied it from All That then added my own stuff. I hope u like it better
than the other crappy Without Meats.
Obie Trice, Real Ham No Gimmicks..."
Two trailer park cows go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Two trailer park cows go round the outside,
round the outside, round the outside.
Guess who's back, back again
Meat's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back...
I've created a sandwich, cuz nobody wants to
be hungry no more, they want mannase and
chopped liver
Well if you want meat, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of meat mixed with some hard vinegar
Some meat that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm eating some bacon while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a hunger Mr. Cheney
But your bacon heart problem is complicated
So the Q.F.C. won't let me be
Or let me be meat so let me see
They tried to shut me down on Store Shelfs
But it feels so empty without meat
So come on dip, bum on your lips
jump back, jiggle your hip and wiggle a bit
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my hungers, "Are you ready!"
Now this looks like lunch to me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork and beef,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat
Now this looks like lunch to me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little pork and beef,
Cuz it feels so empty without meat
Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still eat their veggies
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells "MEAT!"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the store raves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the fact that I got everyone eating my meat
And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so dang much of my meat you ask for me?
Well I'm back (*Cow Noise*) fix your bent hotdog
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your mouth like a burger
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions meat
Here's my 10 meats my 2 meats is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for meat?
Now this looks like a lunch to me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little
Cuz it feels so empty without meat
Now this looks like a lunch to me
So everybody just let me eat
Cuz we need a little
Cuz it feels so empty without meat
A tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this & that sh_t
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your beef kicked
Worse than them little carrot bastards,
And Tomatoes, you can get stomped by Pork,
You 2 day old leefed headed scared me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody eats their veggies
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will be there with a whole list full of new meats
I've been dope, suspenseful with a fork
Ever since I copied All That
But sometimes man it just seems,
Everybody only wants to discuss meat
So this means meats disgusting,
But its just me meats just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am the worst thing since
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself hungry (Hey)
There's a concept that works
20 million other meat lovers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without meat
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
"MEAT!"

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Jimmy J. - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
YOUR CALLING MY SONG CRAPPY?!?!
Jimmy J. - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Nah, I was just kidding bout' that. This is pretty well done for a first try, but it's lacking something that most parodies need. If you could ryhme words with the original lyrics, you'll get better votes. If you take my word for this, you could be pretty good and known by most of these writers. So keep the parodies comin.'
evildog - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
you stole this song from a sketch in "All That", didn't you
Tinkleheimer - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
It was in his prelude
Ghetto John - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
My question, is sampling allowed. Im not dogging the guy or anything, but is this against the rules. I was just wondering. Or could you say he was parodying the parody? Cus sometimes when people parody a song, they leave the chorus or some other part like the original, so is this legal?
withoutmetman - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
where did u get the original 1 from all that
Raven - June 30, 2005 - Report this comment
it's all that it's all that i stop watching that show when ken and kel left then i started back watching it when the feminem parody came because it was funny i use to sing none stop and my friends told me to shut the f up but hey you brought back some good memories even though you got it from all that.
Cody Slusher - March 19, 2009 - Report this comment
I used to wacth All That when I was a little kid. That is funny. Well, I like your added parts to.
Megan - June 29, 2009 - Report this comment
omg i've been looking for this video everywhere! has anyone found it?!? or even the song would be fine, when i was younger i used to love this show and now im 12 but i feel like i need to listen to that song again cuz i loved it so muchh! it anyone finds it email me at (no space between dot and com) fwf4eva@ aim. com
TrueHoodNigga69 - July 27, 2013 - Report this comment
yo dis s*** be hella tight? #yoloswag #totescray

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