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Song Parodies -> "Video Game Paradise"
Original Song Title:
"Amish Paradise"
Original Performer:
Weird Al Yankovic
Parody Song Title:
"Video Game Paradise"
Parody Written by:
Kyle The Komedian
The Lyrics
As I sit in my chair where I usually remain
I take a look at my score and realize I cant complain
But that's just perfect for an Gamer like me
You know I shun fancy things like Publicity
At 8:30 in the morning I'm playin Games
Later in night im Takin' Names... fool
And I've been playin' and slayin' so long that
Even Bill Gates thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the games, And I'm here ta Win
Got a Controller in my hand and a calcous on my hand
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Gaming paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Gaming paradise
And after I conquer it once or Twice
Living in an Gaming paradise
I'll buy anudder at Trade-In-price
Living in an Gaming paradise
A friend in Tony Hawks almost landed a 60,000 pt. Trick last week
I just smiled at him and said It was Pretty Weak
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I disconnected his controller just to make sure he fell
But I ain't never punched ina code, Even if it was Needed
A Gamer who said He Beat It but he Cheated?
You know that's unheard of
I never chat when im in Combat
And my homies agree
In Tekken 3 theres no one better Than Me... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
I Havent even Turned off my Commodore in 300 years
But we ain't really nerds, so please don't point and stare
We're just Socially impaired
There's no friends, no parties, no girls
Not a single luxury
Like poverty
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Gaming paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Gaming paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Gaming paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Gaming paradise
Tryin to find a game, Cases ina Clutter, Soon I'll Start to Mutter
Raised a high score on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really memorial?
You cant even pass the Tutorial... fool
Well, I know youra million times more to stumble when you start
And soon you may learn to be as humble as thou art
I'm the smooth guy the little kids wanna be like
On my ass day and night scorin' points, you start sweating
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to raise the difficulty Setting on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Gaming paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Gaming paradise
There's no sleeping at nights
Living in an Gaming paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Gaming paradise
I take a look at my score and realize I cant complain
But that's just perfect for an Gamer like me
You know I shun fancy things like Publicity
At 8:30 in the morning I'm playin Games
Later in night im Takin' Names... fool
And I've been playin' and slayin' so long that
Even Bill Gates thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the games, And I'm here ta Win
Got a Controller in my hand and a calcous on my hand
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Gaming paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Gaming paradise
And after I conquer it once or Twice
Living in an Gaming paradise
I'll buy anudder at Trade-In-price
Living in an Gaming paradise
A friend in Tony Hawks almost landed a 60,000 pt. Trick last week
I just smiled at him and said It was Pretty Weak
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I disconnected his controller just to make sure he fell
But I ain't never punched ina code, Even if it was Needed
A Gamer who said He Beat It but he Cheated?
You know that's unheard of
I never chat when im in Combat
And my homies agree
In Tekken 3 theres no one better Than Me... fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
I Havent even Turned off my Commodore in 300 years
But we ain't really nerds, so please don't point and stare
We're just Socially impaired
There's no friends, no parties, no girls
Not a single luxury
Like poverty
It's as primitive as can be
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Gaming paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Gaming paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Gaming paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Gaming paradise
Tryin to find a game, Cases ina Clutter, Soon I'll Start to Mutter
Raised a high score on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really memorial?
You cant even pass the Tutorial... fool
Well, I know youra million times more to stumble when you start
And soon you may learn to be as humble as thou art
I'm the smooth guy the little kids wanna be like
On my ass day and night scorin' points, you start sweating
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to raise the difficulty Setting on your heinie
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Gaming paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Gaming paradise
There's no sleeping at nights
Living in an Gaming paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Gaming paradise
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You should have cheanged the thine and 1699
Stays in tune with the Original version pretty good
not funny dude. you used 8/10 of the original lyrics and your pacing needs work!!!!!
Why would you make fun of a song thats already been made fun of??
Has anyone ever seen the movie Multliplicity? They clone a clone and it comes out absolutley retarded. That's what happened to this.
Even my parody was better than this
Even though I haven't seen D. Chisholm's song so I can't compare, I still think this is crap. the worst bit would have 2 B the first bit of the 2nd verse cuz it just doesn't fit wit da original!!
I thought it was awesome, except for the "1699 and "thine" lines.
OK, this should be under "Coolio--->Gangsta's Paradise" (Why do people parody parodies? I don't see any viable grounds for doing so), but it's a great parody, nonetheless. 5s for you, Kyle.
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