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Song Parodies -> "The Seven-Day Old Banana Song"

Original Song Title:

"The Banana Boat Song"

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"The Seven-Day Old Banana Song"

Parody Written by:

NastyNoah

The Lyrics

First, this goes out to all students who experience the urge to just leave class, go home, and watch TV! Also, I would like to dedicate this song to anyone whose suffered a severe weight-loss due to funky Cafeteria food. Enjoy!
"The Seven-Day Old Banana Song"
(Parody of Harry Belafonte's "Banana Boat Song")

"Day-old, seven-day-ay-ays old.
School bus come and the kids wanna go home.
Day-old, seven day-ay-ays-old.
School bus come and the kids wanna go home."

"Sit in class all day 'til my brain is numb.
School bus ain't comin' but I wanna go home.
Go to cafeteria and wait for my grub.
Lunch lady's comin' and she's gotta huge mole.
She says, hey-o, hey-ey-ey-o.
My banana's meltin' 'cause it's seven days old.
It's drippin' like May-o, May-ay-ay-o.
School bus ain't comin' but I wanna go home."

"I wanna watch Pokemon, Pokemon and Ranma.
School bus ain't comin' but I wanna go home.
I wanna watch Pokemon, Pokemon and Ranma.
School bus ain't comin' but I wanna go home.
Oh-no, oh-oh-oh-no!
I feel a big dump comin' on deep in my bones.
Oh-no, oh-oh-oh-fire in the hole!
The banana's digestin' and I gotta reach the toilet bowl."

"I took a six foot, seven foot, eight foot dump!
The bathroom's reakin', the fire alarms went off.
I took a six foot, seven foot, eight foot dump!
The kids are runnin' they might get to go home."

"My crap still wasn't as brown as that overripe banana.
The maggots were flyin' around the toilet bowl."

"The men's room smells deadly, it gives me asthma.
The custodian's comin' with an oxygen hose.
'cause of my six foot, seven foot, eight foot lunch.
He flushed the toilet but it wouldn't go down the hole.
Six flushes, seven flushes, eight flushes clog!"

"The toilets overflowin' and the school was closed.
Yay, I say yay-ay-ay-o!
The toilets overflowin' and we got to go home.
Yay, I say yay-ay-ay-o!"

"Watch what you eat!"

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... - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Isn't "Banana Boat Song" from the 50s not 60s? If so, then it's supposed to go in miscellany.
narf - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
You're right, Ellipsis. It was 1957
NastyNoah - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe, thanks for the comments and corrections guys!

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