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Song Parodies -> "Gaunt"

Original Song Title:

"Gone"

Original Performer:

N'Sync

Parody Song Title:

"Gaunt"

Parody Written by:

Germboy

The Lyrics

There are so many weird things that happen in this world but not many are like this. Drooling, panting, occasional barking and frequent grunting makes a person quite like a dog. Never would you expect a gaunt dog popping up in your class what can you do about it? Anyways, weird people makes the world goes round.By the way, the defination of gaunt is a living organism that is very skinny due to hunger or sickness.
There's a billion things that I could do to make your come home, yeah
Seems so long ago you turned away and skipped to the loo
And I remember when you barked at me, your figure was
so strange
And maybe I was too blind to see that you needed a
change

Was it something you sniffed that make you go astray?
To make you skipped out and find a bone
If you could just listen to my commands before you turn like this, oh god!

Chorus
You've been sitting here
Can't stop your ear redin'
I'm tryin' my best to make you real obedient
You drove yourself insane wishing you could lick my face
But the truth remains, you're
Gaunt
You're gaunt
Doggy you're gaunt
Here you go
Doggy yes you're
Gaunt
Yo
Gaunt
Yo

Now I don't wanna make excuses, doggy
Won't change the fact that you're gaunt
But if you see a bone on the shelf, please don't
drool on my floor
Your kennel is one tenth vacant now, guess that's because
you're so gaunt
and maybe I could change your old kennel, but doggy I
don't want to

So I'll just hang around and find some dogs to leash
To make you damn jealous of them (Echo)
And I know in my heart, you can't grunt that you're
not jealous
please bark you do, yeah

Chorus
You've been sitting here
Can't stop your ear redin'
I'm tryin' my best to make you real obedient
You drove yourself insane wishing you could lick my face
But the truth remains, you're
Gaunt
You're gaunt
You're gaunt
You're gaunt ()
You're gaunt
You're gaunt

What can I do if you are so damn gaunt?
Tell me who will you turn to, doggy who will you choose?
Why are you so gaunt? Are you still eating now?
Doggy why can't you see that I have a leash with me?

Chorus
You've been sitting here
Can't stop your ear redin'
I'm tryin' my best to make you real obedient
You drove yourself insane wishing you could lick my face
But the truth remains (2X), you're
Gaunt
You're gaunt
You're gaunt
Baby yes you're gaunt
Gaunt
But the truth remains, you're...
This song can be extremely funny if one of your friends is skinny like mine and lame if you don't know what having a very skinny friend is like.

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kelmushroom - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
very funny...just describes the gaunt dog perfectly...

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