-> "The Ballad of Kobe Bryant"
Original Song Title:
"The Ballad of Jed Clampett"
Parody Song Title:
"The Ballad of Kobe Bryant"
Come and listen to a story about a man named "Beef"
A young concierge who he sought for his relief
Began one day after ordering some food
Came up to his room but wasn't in the mood
Sex that is. Bed roll. The Nasty
Well the next thing you know ol' Beef was on the air
Most folk said "No, Kobe wouldn't dare"
Said "she was horny and the rape adultery"
Then he rounded up his wife and cried on live TV.
Bawled, that is. Streamin' tears. Waterworks.
But the jury didn't buy it, this girl was not a whore
Returned a guilty verdict now Kobe's serving four
Lotsa fans dejected and many did decree
If Cochrane was his lawyer, Kobe would be free
Johnny that is. OJ's man. Laker Fan.
Well now it's time to stop the lie and fess up to this sin.
His wife would like to thank that girl fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited out to see his new locality
To watch him slam and dunkin' for the penetentiary
Prison that is. Share a cell. Take your laces off.
Watch your back now, y'hear?.
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