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Song Parodies -> "Guy DiRito"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita ( Meter Maid)"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Guy DiRito"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higins

The Lyrics

Guy DiRito, he has made
Guy DiRito, he has made
Guy DiRito, he has made, quite a big splash since he's come
hope he keeps writing songs each day,
parody songs, he does real neat-o
who is this Guy DiRito?
sending in a laugher with a ditty or two
pacing in, just keep the beat oh
funny stuff, this Guy Dirito
who'da thought Italians had a humourous side?

Guy DiRito, what he writes, stuff that will entertain us
when will he start to lose his will to say
as I eat my tostitos, I can laugh at Guy DiRto,
sent another parody to chucky today

Guy DiRito, can I ask?
how much of your stuff gets vetoed,
'specially like that one 'bout that guy "thong"?
me I think I'm kinda lucky,
I get cut some slack from Chucky
when I'm sending in a song about old-you-know-who..

Guy DiRito, when you rise,
up to the top submitters,
how will your scores be then compared to now,
you now have a three ones gremlin,
just to keep your scores from climbin
even though I think that your stuff is quite good

oh Guy DiRito, I'm amazed,
where would we be without you?
say what you think and just keep sending in the tunes

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy DIRito - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Actually I only had one of my songs ever vetoed by CG and that was the Thong Tong Song or whatever it was. I did a slight change to it and resubmitted and it made the board the next day. By the way, nice parody. Thanks.
Wild Man - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm an avid Di Rito Fan , Man. Great job!
Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I come to praise Malcolm and Guy, not to bury them? What the hell, Georgie's on vacation.
Phil - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Malcolm - couldn't help but notice you've left a 'g' out... which will presumably stop this one from counting in your ever-increasing parody total...
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great stuff Malcolm; the line about Italians made me laugh

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