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Song Parodies -> "Food Fetish"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Wanna Try No More"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Frankie J

Parody Song Title:

"Food Fetish"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

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Oooo...Don't wanna fry don't wanna fry (fry, fry)
Oooo...Don't wanna fry no more
Oooo...Don't wanna fry don't wanna fry don't wanna fry

I can't believe you had the nerve to make the things you did
They hurt so bad that they clogged up my poor intestines
I can't believe it! I threw that grease down the drain
Oh now I feel like I have to let my bowels go free
I tried to tell you so many times but you still couldn't see
You kept on fryin' and were tryin' to get me to eat that junk
And now you're trying to tell me that it's healthy
And you're trying to force P'Zones
You're telling me that frying food in their own fat
Is the best way to cook them, well baby I

Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry no more
You keep insisting when you know I hate fried to the core
Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry 'cause all it does is clog and constipate
It hurts so badly, when it does I start to cry
Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry, I've bout just had enough
It's been a rough snack on my digestive track
Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry no more
Tell me what's the use of dieting when all you do is fry the food

You and I had our talks on how you'd fry chicken to the bone
And I told you how all of that frying would make me moan
Wake up in the morning and have greasy breakfast on the table
Thankfully all of that is far away from me
Time to wake up and smell the coffee
Don't go running to the Cordon Bleu after all you put me through
And now you're trying to tell me that it's healthy
And you'll still try to push P'Zones
You're telling me that frying food in their own fat
Is the best way to cook them, but baby I

Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry no more
You keep insisting when you know I hate fried to the core
Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry 'cause all it does is clog and constipate
It hurts so badly, when it does I start to cry
Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry, I've bout just had enough
It's been a rough snack on my digestive track
Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry no more
Tell me what's the use of dieting when all you do is fry the food

Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry
Don't wanna fry no more
Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry...ooo

Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry
Don't wanna fry no more
Don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry, don't wanna fry no more
Ooo...

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Nelly - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
U put it down down baby
Ross Marshall - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Nelly!
Marisa - January 17, 2004 - Report this comment
It's not that funny!

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