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Song Parodies -> "Lavigne-ian Rhapsody"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Lavigne-ian Rhapsody"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Have you HEARD this girl sing LIVE?
I heard her sing live,
It was a tragedy.
Why is she always,
On V-H1 and MTV
Opens your ears, and you will be feared for sure
Says she's a punk girl, we can all disagree
Because she thinks she's rock, but she's not
No more discs will be bought
Any way the song goes, they all sounds about the same to me,
To me.

Avril, just sang a song
When will her fame soon be up?
We know that it won't be long.
Avril, you are overplayed
You song called "Complicated" is so old.
Avril, oooh,
Didn't mean to make you mad,
But this is just the way we feel about you
Sick of songs, sick of songs, that you seem to keep releasing

Too late, your time is done
We're getting sick of you,
And that song called "I'm With You".
Goodbye, Miss Lavigne, 'cause you've got to go
Gotta leave some room for REAL rock and roll stars
Avril, oooh, (any way the song goes)
I don't wanna hear
Another single that everybody hates

I hear another really stupid stupid song.
Please shut up, please shut up!
What did WE ever do to you?
Read names at the Grammys, can't say David Bowie's NAME!
David Bowie! David Bowie!
David Bowie! David Bowie!
David Bowie, with an "O"...
IT'S WITH AN "O"!

Says she's a punk girl, but nobody likes her
She's just a pop chick who really can't sing
Spare me my life from this craps that she sings
"Losing Grip", "Sk8er Boi", will you stop the songs
Please, Avril, NO! You put on bad live shows, bad live shows!
Please Avril, you put on bad live shows, bad live shows!
Please Avril, you put on bad live shows, bad live shows!
Put on bad live shows, bad live shows!
Put on bad live shows, (ohhh!)
No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Oh Avril Lavigne, Avril Lavigne, Avril puts on bad live shows
"Where Are They Now" has a special set aside for you
For you,
YEAH, YOU!

Once I heard you sing "I'm With You" and it was live
I have heard better singing skills come from a MIME!
Oh, Avril, can't sing worth a darn, Avril
Just gotta get off, just gotta get off of the stage

Ohh, no
Ohh, NO!
I hate "Complicated"
Yes, it bothers me
Everyone hates Avril, everyone hates Avril...
Lavigne.

Any way the song goes...



(David Bowie jumps on stage; grabs mic)
It's BOWIE! With an "O"!!!!
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Billy Florio - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I have heard her sing live and it isnt pleasent....anybody hear her cover of "Chop suey"?
Junior - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
It's Bowie! With an O!!!! Bwah. Brilliant, Lebeiw, Brilliant.
Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Disagree completely, but a great parody.
neminem - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
She covered Chop Suey!?! Oh my god, I have to hear that... Nice going on the parody. All 5s, of course.
neminem - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh my god... I went and downloaded it... that was the worst cover I've ever heard. Makes me want to commit suicide x-(.
different sort of freak - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow, that's great! I agree with you all the way! The DB bit is hilarious!
lebeiw15 - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for everyone's comments, and thanks Mike for not letting your opinion of Avril affect your voting. That is appreciated.
Meriadoc - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
The only thing I know about Avril is that she wants to have sex with Billy... ;-) Good parody tho'. I am sure if I actually heard her I would hate her... :-0
Billy Florio - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, Avril wants to have sex with me lol....{I actully cant think of anything funny to say here lol..hmmm}
Prozac Fairy - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Holy F*cking cow how good is that!? I did one the other day "I'm gonna rip" (Losing Grip) check that out if you want, its a bit lamoid though! x
Natasha - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm glad to see that there are people in the world who hate Avril as much as I do. I don't know about her singing voice, it's fine as far as I can see. What irks me is how she's trying to come off as punk. now all the little teenyboppers can go out and buy ties and Converse All Stars and think they are hardcore. It makes me want to vomit.
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
It's amazing no one's done this before. Great job; loved the Bowie bit too and the mime line.
Marianne E. B. Markham - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I never heard her sing live, but I know I'm not a big fan of Avril, and found this funny! Great job, I love this!
pennywise - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
haha cool, what song is it suppost too be??
Jolyn - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Avril Is so cool that i am crazy about her!!!!YOU ROCK AVRIL!!!!!
Skygge en Noir - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Bowie with an "O", dammit! Bowie with an "O"! Pure genius. She did a cover of Chop Suey? AVRIL--little Canadian kid with a tie that could easily serve its purpose as a tie Avril--did a cover of CHOP SUEY? Maybe I should--no. I don't dare. I'd rather go deaf by listening to my music too loud, which I do anyway, than download such a horror. Anyway, good job. Kudos and Ranch-flavoured Pringles to yer!
meme - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, Im listening to it right now. It is really aweful, she totally can't get the tones that the leadsinger of SOAD can.
Guest - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment
This is funny as hell
Marlene - July 30, 2005 - Report this comment
It's true! Avril made chop suey cover and it sucked! Die, Avril! DIE!
joebob - November 19, 2006 - Report this comment
HEY I LIKE AVRIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

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