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Song Parodies -> "Life After Loser"

Original Song Title:

"Life After Lisa"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bowling For Soup

Parody Song Title:

"Life After Loser"

Parody Written by:

Starlette Victory

The Lyrics

My parody doesn't stray from the basic meaning of the original song, it's just based on my own experiences. I'd like to dedicate this masterpiece to.....well, to the person that this song is about. Loser, you know who you are. By the way, Bonnie King was a girl whom Loser was afraid of when he was a child.
My head has now stopped aching
Think I've got it made cause today's the day I got over you
Taking out the trash and the pictures that I stashed
Of the two of us together in Year Two

I stole your heart when I told off Bonnie King
I gave you my art collage, you gave me your ring
You left me for a dumb girl so that you could have a fling
But, That's ok

CHORUS
Cause there'll be
No more sonnet reading in the rain
No more long haired, scrawny little pains
No more...life will never be the same
Life after loser's not so bad at all

Saw you with the dude who's covered in fake tattoos
Did he give you Blondie's name that was fast
I can't believe you're still alive, still got an IQ of 5
And your little blonde is struggling to pass

So when you asked me if I hated you now
It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out
On hooking up with Daniel on that day you were out
But, That's ok

Cause there'll be
No more sonnet reading in the rain
No more long haired, scrawny little pains
No more Life will never be the same
Life after loser's not so bad at all

I'll bet he's saying to himself
That he'll find somebody else like me
But all I've gotta say is that
There's no bloody way that I'm gonna hear you say
You're sorry..........Not today!!!

Cause there'll be
No more sonnet reading in the rain
No more long haired, scrawny little pains
No more life will never be the same
Life after loser's not so bad at all
Trying to train a mouse again
Listening to tales of pain
Having headaches in my brain
Listening to you complain
Looking at those cards again
I'm out of rhymes I've gotta say
Life after loser's not so bad at all!!!!
One more innocent sleazebucket's character goes down the drain....

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Pink Panther - May 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Amen to that! I just got dumped by my first boyfriend for a cute but incredibly stupid girl, and I'm starting to get over it after I saw them sitting together in the cafeteria, holding hands like we used to do. We used to discuss music over lunch food and tell each other dirty jokes. Well, they were sitting there, cramming together for the final that they were dumb enough to blow off studying so they could have a makeout session that night. They were also copying each other's homework. And they probably both did horrible, I hope they got caught cheating. So it was pretty hilarious to see them like that, and so was this parody. 555. Hey, judging from the stuff I just wrote in this comment, I could make a parody of that. I think I'll use the song "Rich Girl" and change it to "Bitch Girl"... wish me luck!

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