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Song Parodies -> "Why Do Blacks Make Fun Of Us?"

Original Song Title:

"What If God Was One Of Us?"

Original Performer:

Sharon Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"Why Do Blacks Make Fun Of Us?"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

I watch BET,
and all I see are
Black comics raising da roof
talking 'bout race
and telling real dumb stories,
Think I should ask
'Cuz I have just one question...

and Yeah, yeah
no rhythm
Yeah, yeah
Got no soul
Yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah

Why do blacks make fun of us?
So why do they make a fuss?
Make me out to be a wuss, no ebonics in
My tone

So why is it wrong,
for me to say n*****
They say it's their word
I cannot say that
and I just can't believe
That I am
Supposed to say I'm sorry for hundreds
of years of slavery and...

and Yeah, yeah
I can't jive
Yeah, yeah
Not a homey
Yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah

Why do blacks make fun of us?
Insist on making a fuss?
We dance like we wear a truss
I call the suburbs my home...

And I never smoked a bone
Don't like Sly or Family Stone
Not a Mac Daddy with cell phone
Never popped a cap in yo dome...

and Yeah, yeah
Whites are bad
Yeah, yeah
Whites are lame
Yeah, yeah
yeah yeah yeah

Why do Blacks make fun of us
Can't grow a 'fro like Julius
White boxers just eat the dust
And we can't play basketball
We just hang out at the mall
And Good God we can't rap at all

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Mike Juergens - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It's a reasonable question to raise. The answer is a bit complex, of course, and has implications. Anyway, I see you got a one, prob. for being un-PC, so I'll 555 in defense of free inquery....
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
It was Joan Osborne. No relation to Ozzy, Sharon, et al.
Jeff Reuben - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Why did I think it was Jewel?
dustin - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
this is just an awesome parody, i love it
Anonymous - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
SHARON OSBOURNE, THAT'S A RIOT!! How the heck do you mistake Joan Osbourne with Ozzy's wife?
Amanda - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome parody, I've been whining about this exact same thing for years, just never thought to put it to music. However, Sharon Osborne didn't have anything to do with the song, it was Joan Osbourn.
Floyd's Garage - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
OK so I was listening to 'OZZY Osbourne Randy Rhodes Tribute' when I was typing this up. Just be glad I didn't put Ozzy Osbourne as the original artist........sheesh, one mistake, get off my back. I'm lucky to type anything with all the dope I smoke.
aka skittles - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
jesh people-get of his back. its not his fault he's a crack head dumb a**
Drummerchic - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody dude, but you do need to change the Sharon Osbourne thing. Joan would be pissed to be affiliated w/ the Ozzman's woman.
Your Worst Nightmare - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
DTKOS, so can't vote. That's what I wonder too. And it ANNOYS me.
Acronym checker - October 28, 2004 - Report this comment
It's DKTOS. What you just said means "Don't The Know Original Song", which doesn't make sense.

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