Wee, Wee My Pants You Know,
Wee Moves Like The Sea,
The Loo, That's Where I Want To Go,
I Need A Wee, I Need A Wee,

I Can Sit In My Room With A Cup Of Tea,
And My Bladder Just Over-Flows,
I Can Walk Down The Street With A Can Of Coke,
But My Body Just Always Knows,

SOLO

Toilet Is Like The Sea,
It's No Surprise,
As Long As The Sun Shines On Me,
I'll Need A Wee,
I Need A Wee,
I Need A Wee,
I Need A Wee.