I am a little bit of disrespect
A little bit of selfishness
Handful of money, but I can't help the fact
That our new maid won't clean my mess
I am what I want you to do, what I want you to be
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you
To just clean up after me
So I let go, watching you
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm fine
But you'll be back, 'cause I'm going to whine

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I can't paint the way I did before
My paint is on the floor
Do this simple chore
You can't win this household civil war
Don't you go out that door
Do this simple chore

I am a little bit immature
And pretty much discontent
But you don't understand, I do what I can
To win ev'ry argument
I am who you never want to serve
But I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter how you plea, you can't convince me
For once just to "do without"
So you let go, watching me
Turn around and acknowledge thee
Face your way and command you to clean
And you'll obey, because it's your routine

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Now, clean this mess now
You're gonna clean my bedroom like it or not,
Right now, hear me out now
You're gonna clean my bedroom like it or not,
Right now

I don't lift a finger anymore
Now that I've got a maid
I won't be ignored!

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