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Linkin Park

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The Lyrics

About a snobby artist...I guess.
I am a little bit of disrespect
A little bit of selfishness
Handful of money, but I can't help the fact
That our new maid won't clean my mess
I am what I want you to do, what I want you to be
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you
To just clean up after me
So I let go, watching you
Turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm fine
But you'll be back, 'cause I'm going to whine

I can't paint the way I did before
My paint is on the floor
Do this simple chore
You can't win this household civil war
Don't you go out that door
Do this simple chore

I am a little bit immature
And pretty much discontent
But you don't understand, I do what I can
To win ev'ry argument
I am who you never want to serve
But I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter how you plea, you can't convince me
For once just to "do without"
So you let go, watching me
Turn around and acknowledge thee
Face your way and command you to clean
And you'll obey, because it's your routine


Now, clean this mess now
You're gonna clean my bedroom like it or not,
Right now, hear me out now
You're gonna clean my bedroom like it or not,
Right now

I don't lift a finger anymore
Now that I've got a maid
I won't be ignored!


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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 8

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   6

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Bob O'Mara - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good parody. But the title is "Paint", and the parody itself is moreso about cleaning in general. Still, the rhythm was very nice!
The Man with the Plan - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha haha this is great all 5s keep it up I can understand tho i mean what else rhymes with faint?
Reptone - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
What else rhymes with faint? How about "ain't"?
... - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
"Taint" also rhymes with faint, and it's a verb, but I don't think it's an action verb.
S.O.L.D. - April 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is great...But I don't get the title either. Hahahaha I am your stalker >.>
anonymous penguins - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment
i still think emiloca cant write songs for her life !
EmiLoca - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Penguins - Maybe your impeccable punctuation could save my life for me.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 16, 2004 - Report this comment
How about 'quaint' like this quaint little ditty? Good work, EmiLoca. 4s.
EmiLoca - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
May I kindly remind anyone posting comments that I know of the many words that rhyme with "faint". I'm not even kidding. No, seriously. So if I ever need your help, I'll ask. Plan Man, I blame this on you. *throws head against wall*
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - October 19, 2004 - Report this comment
...How about 'restraint'?...

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