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Song Parodies -> "Chocolates Handy"

Original Song Title:

"I want Candy"

Original Performer:

Aaron Carter

Parody Song Title:

"Chocolates Handy"

Parody Written by:

T.J. Spindler feat. Michael James

The Lyrics

Hey Everyone! This nis my bud, Michael James! This is his first parody! But I'm sure that it won't be his last! We were eatin' chocolate all of today, and we found out it's useful for a lot of stuff! If you leave a comment, tell us what you gave this song as a score!
I was walkin' to the store.
Shopping is quite a bore!
Then I saw in the candy aisle,
Something that made me smile!

Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!

I came home and my dad said,
That the heating is dead.
Then I smeared some chocolate on.
Than the huge leak was gone! (Ohhhhhh!)

Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!

For leaks!
For walls!
And in the future,
they'll use it for making phone calls!

Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!
Chocolate's handy!
(Repeat once)
T.J.'s e-mail address is and Michaels is

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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 5   1

User Comments

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ChuckyG - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm just going to keep deleting spam, so stop wasting your time
T.J. Spindler - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Please don't delete this Chuck. Ijust wanna say this to all the, "Am I Writers," Michael James didn't write any of this. Please don't let anyone delete this.
ChuckyG - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I don't care who wrote it. If you can't prove it's rip off, take the complaints somewhere else. I'm tried of deleting spam out of the comments. I'm going to start banning IP addresses if it doesn't end.
T.J. Spindler - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Go ChuckyG! You know, you hould start a file on this website.
Andy056 - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
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Static - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
hey t.j. heard yer with jive now. i can give you some songs maybe... comment on sweet home california comment section. i'm out.
T.J. Spindler - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i do have proof, check the time when this was submitted, and when michaels was!!! this was first!!! he didn't do any of this! it was me, mwa, hello, urs truly, mister tj sir! so chuckyboy, delete his version!!! Got it? that is plagerism! boy....i oughta.....i wish i had a lawyer!

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