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Song Parodies -> "He'll always be Newman"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always A Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"He'll always be Newman"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

about Wayne Night...aka, Newman on Seinfeld
yeah, his hair could be styled, that would be a surprise
he could lose so much weight, and he could mend his eyes
but he'll still have a job at the mail agency
he could change acting styles, but he'll always be Newman to me

he could soon find true love, get some girls, dye his hair blue
he could win an award that will praise his acting too
he could donate a liver, or grow a goatee
could win an Emmy, but he'll always be Newman to me

if, he takes care of himself, he did star on third rock
as a cop, in his prime
oh, launch a movie career, watch the Oscars flow in
he aint changin' my mind

and he'll like Jerry more, and he's giving up eating
start wars with Kramer, while his mouth he is feeding
he could move way out west, far from the city
not to somebody else, but he'll always be Newman to me

if, he takes care of himself, he did star on third rock
as a cop, in his prime
oh, launch a movie career, watch the Oscars flow in
he aint changin' my mind

he could start being kind, never once is he cruel
he could become real famous, people would think he's cool
he may no longer mutter, "Hello Jerry"
and the worst he could do is not get mail to you
'cause he'll always be Newman to me
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Ron West - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael your pacing was terrific this time and even your spelling was on the money. It just wasn't that funny.
Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Like hell it wasn't funny. He nailed it. He did NOT "mail it in." (OK, he e-mailed it in.) Did you see Wayne Knight play "John Connally" in Oliver Stone's "JFK"? And then "do it again" on "Seinfeld"? Of course, no Yankee would ever spit on him and Kramer.
Michael Pacholek - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, maybe Raul Mondesi would.
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree - he nailed it - funny, good idea. That Seinfeld ranks up there with the Kramer Merv Griffin set and Jerry toys episode. Nice job.
Claude Prez - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
I agree; great job Mike. "Donate a liver or grow a goatee" made me laugh
Spaff.com - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Let's not forget Jurassic Park, where the dino had a little Newman's Own with his meal. Nice job.
Mikey F - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone...and Spaff, when I first thought up the idea, the Jurrasic park thing was what I had in mind, but I forgot about it when I wrote it, but it all came out the same, so oh well.
Wild Man - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, This guy will always be Newman To me too! 555 Chalupas

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