Song Parodies -> Gollum's Song
| Original Song Title: | "Paint it Black" |
| Original Performer: | Rolling Stones |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gollum's Song" |
| Parody Written by: | EmiLoca |
Sung by Smeagol.
We sees a hobbit and we wantses the ring back
No starving anymore once we get my ring back
I've watched the Elves go by dressed in their Elven-mail
But we brokes out at last and quickly turned our tail
We see the Fellowship and wantses the ring back
We can't let Frodo drop it into that big crack
I see people turn their heads and see us run away
We is like a Ring wraith 'cause we never ever stay
We go insane myself and want the precious back
We sees those hobbits and we head in to attack
Maybe then we'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy living when you want your precious back
No more will my thin skin go turn a deeper hue
Forever, we'll run wild, the ring we will pursue
If we looks hard enough into the setting sun
We will go laughses at the morning when it comes
Hmm, hmm, hmm...
We wanna see the precious, precious, my ring back
Back tonight, Hobbits stole
the precious so I'll go...go kill them, kill them all!
Precious, precious, our ring back!
Yeah!
No starving anymore once we get my ring back
I've watched the Elves go by dressed in their Elven-mail
But we brokes out at last and quickly turned our tail
We see the Fellowship and wantses the ring back
We can't let Frodo drop it into that big crack
I see people turn their heads and see us run away
We is like a Ring wraith 'cause we never ever stay
We go insane myself and want the precious back
We sees those hobbits and we head in to attack
Maybe then we'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy living when you want your precious back
No more will my thin skin go turn a deeper hue
Forever, we'll run wild, the ring we will pursue
If we looks hard enough into the setting sun
We will go laughses at the morning when it comes
Hmm, hmm, hmm...
We wanna see the precious, precious, my ring back
Back tonight, Hobbits stole
the precious so I'll go...go kill them, kill them all!
Precious, precious, our ring back!
Yeah!
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Very good! Some pacing problems...doesn't affect much.
Gollum as Mick Jagger - excellent.
What fun :-) Shall we sings "I can't get no ring off Frodo", next, preciouss?
34 votes... 32 of them are Overall 5...
I kind of wondered about that too, Chad. But I don't have a problem with it, so why should you? Obviously people thought it was good, and if you think something's going on you should contact the site administrator, not post a comment for everyone to see just to make the author look bad.
Thumbs up!
Very very good.
I liked this one, EmiLoca ! You're not the only one around here who likes Tolkien parodies...I wrote one about Gollum, too. Here's where you can find my parody of Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody" titled "Gollum's Rhapsody":
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen123.shtml
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen123.shtml
Good stuff, although there are many similarities between this and another parody that I know. This seems like many years since you first posted the song, but good workses. We likses this precious very much, we does. http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/therollingstones11.shtml
I say, very good stuff! How do you come up with this stuff? I am so not as talented as you... You should show me at school sometime how you do this stuff...that's right,i go to school with her! SO DEAL WITH IT!
STOP BROADCASTING MY PERSONAL INFORMATION.
sounds a helluva lot like another one i heard
Minor (and mootable) pacing problems don't deeply dent this excellent effort. I'm no Tolkien fan -- much prefer Wagner's (at least) superficially similar and equally interminable (but indisputably more melodic) ring-related shenannigans -- but love both the Stones' OS and what you've done with it. :-)
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