-> "Gollum's Song"
Original Song Title:
"Paint it Black"
Parody Song Title:
We sees a hobbit and we wantses the ring back
No starving anymore once we get my ring back
I've watched the Elves go by dressed in their Elven-mail
But we brokes out at last and quickly turned our tail
We see the Fellowship and wantses the ring back
We can't let Frodo drop it into that big crack
I see people turn their heads and see us run away
We is like a Ring wraith 'cause we never ever stay
We go insane myself and want the precious back
We sees those hobbits and we head in to attack
Maybe then we'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy living when you want your precious back
No more will my thin skin go turn a deeper hue
Forever, we'll run wild, the ring we will pursue
If we looks hard enough into the setting sun
We will go laughses at the morning when it comes
Hmm, hmm, hmm...
We wanna see the precious, precious, my ring back
Back tonight, Hobbits stole
the precious so I'll go...go kill them, kill them all!
Precious, precious, our ring back!
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