My name is Lucas
And I directed Star Wars
Some say I should give up
I should not make films anymore

So many yelled 'The Phantom' stinks!
We were in trouble with Jar Jar Binks
Was he as bad as 3PO?
Was he as bad as 3PO?
Was he as bad as 3PO?

Love scenes from 'The Clones' were clumsy
People watched and laughed out loud
Maybe I'm just getting lazy
Effects is what it's all about

And yes I killed off Boba Fett
I still ain't been forgiven yet
I've had death threats at my door
I've had death threats at my door
I've had death threats at my door

Mark Hamill was OK
But everyone loved Darth Vader
Well, that never made no sense to me
Wish I was back in the 70's
I work my fingers to the bone
You rabid fans, leave me alone

Just don't bug me about Darth Maul
Just don't bug me about Darth Maul
Just don't bug me about Darth Maul

My name is Lucas
Yes I directed Star Wars
The franchise made me rich
Now all the fans just wanna bitch

So many yelled "The Trilogy!"
When will it be out on DVD?
I'll do it when I need some cash
I'll do it when I need some cash
I'll do it when I need some cash