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Song Parodies -> "Pretty Wry (for a non-bi)"

Original Song Title:

"Pretty Fly (for a white guy)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Offspring

Parody Song Title:

"Pretty Wry (for a non-bi)"

Parody Written by:

Tinkleheimer

The Lyrics

PLEASE DO NOT HATE ME. DO NOT BE OFFENDEDSORRY FOR THIS STUPIDITY
You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't a homo
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well he makes himself up for awhile

So don't debate he is straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and make a messy meal
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just or even just wait
At least you'll know he can always make you a thingy cake
The world needs wannabe's
So do it that brand new thing

He needs some cool boots
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have ice cubes
So he bought it without hot and spicy rice
Now cruising in his pinto, he sees homos as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna lick his lily ass

Now he's getting a tattoo
He's gettin' ink done
He passed out before the ink was even run
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the dopest pimp

So don't debate he is straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and make a messy meal
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just or even just wait
At least you'll know he can always make you a thingy cake
The world needs wannabe's
The world loves wannabe's
So let's get some more wannabe's
And do it with that brand new thing
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Tinkleheimer - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
My favortite part of my parody is "They gona lick his lily ass"

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