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Song Parodies -> "Litigious"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Lou Reed

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Yes, I know it has an extra syllable, but you can still sing it...
You lawyer is in power
You're suin' every hour
Ooh baby you're litigious

You're wantin' to get some money quick
Try fallin' in the groc'ry trick
Yeah baby you're litigious

When you sprain your thumb
Baby I know someone is gonna pay
A suing kind of person
Awaiting a big payday

When I see you walkin' down the street
You trip on a chalk line and tangle your feet
You're looking to improve that sad ol' balance sheet
Oh, babe, you're litigious
You're just litigious

She got cut with her mower
Now Sears is gonna owe 'er
Oh, baby you're litigious

Hey, why don't you swallow cans of Raid?
Make sure heirs of your estate get paid
But baby, you're litigious

Society you're bummin'
Convention you shun
Shot your foot and you're suin' the makers of the gun

When I see you fallin' on the street
The sidewalk's uneven - gonna sue the ci-ty!
You're not keen on the system so you always wanna cheat
'Cus you're litigious


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Total Votes: 3

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Royce Miller - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Another good parody
Adagio - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job!! Everything you say is, unfortunately true.
mandamoo - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent ! And SO true !
Wild Man - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
It brings to mind a book that came out a few yeras back tittled: Attorneys and Other Reptiles. Nice Work!
Jonathan C. - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
Kudos for your use of an obscure Lou Reed song, which was the flip side of "Walk On The Wild Side" (at least from the .45 I bought). Thanks, ladies.
Matt - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
We still don't know though... I think Jonathan covered it. Great song, great parody.
Andy Roper - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one ! Perfectly sums up the ludicrousness !
Meriadoc - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Jonathan, now I have to go look on the flipside of mine - that is if I can even locate it... I didn't remember it being the B-side, but you are probably right. I always thought it was the followup... :-0
Phil Alexander - November 27, 2013 - Report this comment
Ten years on, a second vote replaced :) No prizes for guessing what tune I'm working on.. Typically good job here (if you're ever back to look at comments these days)
Peregrin - July 20, 2014 - Report this comment
Thank you Phil.

Yes, it took me a while to find it but your input was not in vain, just delayed!

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