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Song Parodies -> "I Am Not A Jew"

Original Song Title:

"Come On Over Baby (All I Want Is You)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Christina Aguilera

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Not A Jew"

Parody Written by:

Ross Marshall

The Lyrics

Don't mean to offend anyone here, just enjoy it and have a laugh!
That ain't kosher, that ain't kosher baby
That ain't kosher, that ain't kosher baby
That ain't kosher, that ain't kosher baby
That ain't kosher, that ain't kosher baby

Hey boy don't ya know that I am not a Jew
I sense hesitation and I think it's coming from you
You know I'm not so baby don't
Pretend you don't know what I'm sayin'
Your lips speak lies
I really hate this came that we're playing
Listen to me

Chorus
I am not a Jew (That ain't kosher baby)
I am not a Jew (You make my rabbi go crazy)
I am not a Jew; now baby if you lie I'll give you a black eye
I really hate you now cause I am not a Jew

Now what is it that makes you think that about me
I am asking you is it personality
You know I'm not so baby don't
Pretend you don't know what I'm sayin'
You lie so well
Don't wanna play this game no more baby listen to me

Chorus

It's not true, you know it too
You know that I am no Jew
I hate it, you know it, it's so real, I'll show it
I don't know what a Jew feels what a Jew likes what a Jew needs what a Jew wants
I am, I am not a Jew

Chorus

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Michael Pacholek - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Oy vey.

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