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Song Parodies -> "900 Hotline"

Original Song Title:

"Good Morning Starshine"

Original Performer:

Orien

Parody Song Title:

"900 Hotline"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

900 hotline
some girl says hello
she'll talk all about stuff
that you can't do alone

900 hotline
she'll lead you along
although the fee is great, see
you pay for all the hours long

think it up, guppy, she'll make noises, you see, professional
do you like it hot a, I will take your dollars, like like the show
tell me what you wanna, i'm a feeling hot a
Early morning friendly talk

900 hotline
I'll open my thighs
talk about something
you don't need your eyes

900 hotline
they're happy and free
on my TV, I do see
the early morning commercials

think it up, guppy, she'll make noises, you see, professional
do you like it hot a, I will take your dollars, like like the show
tell me what you wanna, I'm a feeling hot a
Early morning friendly talk
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Billy Florio - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Um..isnt this by Oliver?
Wild Man - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, Oliver is the original artist. " Hippy Music" form the 60's always a favorite. Nice job Mikey
Meriadoc - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You deserve much better than the votes you've already gotten. Pacing is perfect, very funny, and nice use of words. 5-5-5.
Mikey - August 31, 2003 - Report this comment
well thanks all...and Merry, you are always there to point out my under rated songs! :-)

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