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Song Parodies -> "Do It With Orlando"

Original Song Title:

"Do It With Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Androids

Parody Song Title:

"Do It With Orlando"

Parody Written by:

The Great And Magnificent Del

The Lyrics

much the same as the first, only LOTR style!
(yeah yeah)
You know that Gandalf's got the body
He really likes to spin and twirl
But when he's fighting off the balrog
You know he's just a little girl
Now Pippin's cute just like a baby
And he lacks attitude
Merry's spunky but acts like a lady
So what I'd really like to do.............

I wanna do it with Orlando
He's what and elf is supposed to be
Oh Orlando come and do it with me.............

When Viggo fights it looks amazing
I like his rugged shadow beard (yeah yeah)
But how would you like to be with him
He's always hanging with Arwen (damn her!)

I'd rather do it with Orlando
He's what an elf is supposed to be
The only guy I'll ever need
Orlando come and do it with me!

(ooooh Orlando oooh oooh ooh ooh Orlando)

I'd really like to be with Elijah (Frodo!)
I think he's really really hot (hot hot hot)
I wonder if i could get Elijah
To wanna do it with Sam...........

I wanna do it with Orlando
He's really got me on my knees
Oh Orlando wont you do it with me.........
I'd rather do it with Orlando-oooooooooooo
He's really got me..........

Have you seen that film where he's wearing the blonde wig and he's killing the orcs.............

I wanna do it with Orlando-ooooooooo
ooooooh Orlando
ooooooh Orlando
ooooooh Orlando....................

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u r a.... - September 19, 2005 - Report this comment
sick prep
Erra - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Listen, Del. This may be hard for you, but Orlando is not interested in his thousands of female fans (romantically). And seriously, you need to take the perversion level down.

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