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Song Parodies -> "George W. Dilemma"

Original Song Title:

"White Trash Wedding"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dixie Chicks

Parody Song Title:

"George W. Dilemma"

Parody Written by:

outofthisworld

The Lyrics

I Kinda copped out at the end, but I haven't written a parody in awhile, so...
I gotta pass a bill
I need to pass this bill
I'm tired and I wanna sleep
But I hafta pass this bill

I bombed Afghanistan
I bombed Afghanistan
I can't even find it on a map
But I bombed Afghanistan

I'm huntin' for Saddam
Goin' huntin' for Saddam
At least, that's what I tell the press
I don't care 'bout Saddam

Everyone protests
What's there to protest?
I think that I'm a living God
Why do they protest?

Got problems with the tax
I gotta fix the tax
But I got problems in the office
Because I can't work the fax

(instrumental interlude, inwhich there is a montage of George W. Bush dancing like an idiot, trying to work the fax, and watching an episode of "Hee-Haw")

Got a speech to write
Got a speech to write
I'll have someone do it for me
'Cause I don't know how to write

(another instrumental interlude, this time with George W. Bush grinning like an idiot the whole time... Like that's new)

Thank you to the Dixie Chicks
And they're song "White Trash Wedding"

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Lindz - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious and all too true... THE DIXIE CHICKS KICK ASS! I DON"T GIVE A F**K WHAT ANYBODY SAYS
bonnie - May 27, 2007 - Report this comment
of course. i agree with ya on that. they do kick ass. i dont care either what ppl say...CHICKS ROCK BIG TIME

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