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Song Parodies -> "Man or Woman?"

Original Song Title:

"She's Always a Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Man or Woman?"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

We haven't annoyed anyone in awhile, so Pippin thought it might be time to stir the pot again.... ;-)
The debate makes us smile
Malcolm dreams of our thighs
There's no shred of doubt left in Claude Prez's eyes
But we only reveal what we want you to see
We drive Billy wild
Is it man or a woman we be?

We can parody driv-
el like 'Tisk' or 'Torpedo'
But our gender's still moot
It don't hurt our libido
And we really love flatworms - we did 'em times three
We feel quite no grief
That it's not man nor woman you see

Oh- we make parodies gell
We can sate with our words
And we try hard to rhyme
Oh- but we'll never give out
And we'll never admit
Chromosomes of which kind?

Took a hit Box-Tops song
And we set it in Sweden
All those 'postrophes they do
Leave Tone-Def's brain bleedin'
'Bout our sex we do jest
But the worst it could be
Would be lookin' "downstairs"
To find nothing worthwhile there to see!

Hope our faults you don't mind
Hope our lyrics are cool
With our genders we tease ya
Are you really fooled?
Now we can't be predicted
You'll yearn for decree
But the most we will do
Is throw shadows of truth
Is it man or a woman we be?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy DiRito - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Would be lookin’ “downstairs” To find nothing worthwhile there to see! - ROFL. Priceless! So lady and/or man, you stir again. Are you two joined at the hip? Maybe you two could start a quiz like that TV game show 'what's my line' and allow us all some yes or no questions. You could call it 'What Kind's Mine?' Very funny parody. Expect this to chart. 5+5+5.
Wild Man - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
I must have missed the boat somewhere, because Diva had you two figured long before I did. The way I see it , we are all blurbs online and we get small glimpses of each others personality through our parodies and comments. I have to admit, it is a good riddle and you always keep us guessing.
Billy Florio - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry and Pippin.....why? Why must you drive me insane?
Pat - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
'Cause it's all just fun? :D Good job y'all or 'whatever'...hehe.
Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
This Jill and Jack, they drive us nuts tonight, and how, these two, should we be filin'? Jill and Jack, do they have putz tonight? Just figure it out, and we'll be smilin'! Aw hell, keep writing stuff like this, and we'll be smilin' anyway.
Jeff Reuben - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
You be gellin like a felon.
wdh - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody deserved 6s, it was absolutely hiliarious.
Meriadoc - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks so much everybody! I was a bit concerned that maybe another one of these gender songs was 'too much' but I am happy to see it so well received. And Guy, that great 'downstairs' line was Pippin's. :-) Wild Man, Diva has us 'figured out'? Uh oh! :-o
Michael Pacholek - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry, as they used to say in the early days of MTV, "Too much is never enough!"
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Very well written, as always.
Peregrin - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all!
Bobo - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
What do you mean "This parody deserves sixes"? It deserves NINES! Congrats guys. Err.. girls. Err... forget it. Matt
mandamoo - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
One of your best IMO ! Excellento ! ;-)
Poison Girl - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! That was great! I love this part: "We can parody driv- el like ‘Tisk’ or ‘Torpedo’ But our gender’s still moot It don’t hurt our libido" HAHA!
Spaff.com - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job as always, Dude.
Mikey F - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
good song, but I feel left out...:'( :)
Andy Roper - August 21, 2003 - Report this comment
' And we’ll never admit ....Chromosomes of which kind?' Love this line ! Heehee !
Bob Gomez - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I can still love your thighs/Even though I've not seen 'em/I just fantasize/About what's in between 'em/Guessing games are such fun/When the jokes are all free/Though Bill Tong's Number One/You're just Merry and Pippin to me..... d;:^)
Jared - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
We'll figure this out eventually.....and until then, the chase is on.
Peregrin - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Jared, there are enough hints and slip-ups around - it's just a case of finding them!
Paul Robinson - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment
A minority vote here to see the mystery maintained. It's just TOO much fun to see so many parody writer's bewitched, bothered and bewildered by your gender mind-bender. Such exuberance as to if or if not either or both possess a protuberance; I would miss the myth - t'would make me miffed. 5's again here.

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