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Song Parodies -> "Dumb(Pokemon hater's song)"

Original Song Title:

"Strange"

Original Performer:

Digimon 02(Dub)

Parody Song Title:

"Dumb(Pokemon hater's song)"

Parody Written by:

birdboy2000

The Lyrics

For those not too familiar with pokemon, MPJ is the abbreviation for Magical Pokemon Journey(Known as Pokemon Pipipi in Japan), and AG for Advance Generation(The greatest part of the anime.) If you hate pokemon and don't want to be insulted, don't read. If you hate those who hate pokemon, prepare to be amused.
It doesn't really matter who you know

Or how great is your Articuno

Pokemon haters are way out of control

They slaughter Pikachu and Charizard

And try to burn every Pokemon card

Don't show them MPJ, to them shoujo's barred

Pokemon's just scum to them

It's impossible to win

They're just way too dumb and then

They start bashing it, all over again

They won't give a damn about what you say

Or how good AG's made the anime

They'll just insult you and then call you gay.

You can't give any strategies a try

Forget that deck with Xatu's Super Psy

If you look for a game, you will die

Pokemon's just scum to them

It's impossible to win

They're just way too dumb and then

They start bashing it, all over again

Pokemon's just scum to them

It's impossible to win

They're just way too dumb and then

They start bashing it, all over again
Anti-pokemon people suck

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Pacing: 3.0
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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Static - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Insulted? Agh ha ha ha ha… (wipes tear from eye)… That’s a good one. I fell out of my chair looking at that comment.
T.J. Spindler - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one static! Bird Brain over here thinks I was insulted. Plus, there isn't any band called Digimon 02 (Dub). And you say that "Anti-Pokemon people" suck. Actually, I'll say this, anyone reading this song who loves pokemon, write on a comment, "NOIQ," if you hate it, write,"HATE," if you can't decide or your in between, write, "????."
Static - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
uh...dumb? this is what i get for having such a high MCAS score...
birdboy2000 - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
You realize pokemon fans aren't dumb enough to write NOIQ, correct? Write PIKA! from now on if you want to show support for pokemon. Of course there is no actual band called digimon 02(dub), but the song appears as background music for the dubbed version of Digimon 02, so it seemed like the best thing to put for it. I don't deny that we are outnumbered here, but in a place nearly devoid of anime fans, filled with homophobes, where songs insulting the ACLU get excellent reviews, it shouldn't surprise anyone. Still, this is a huge song parody archive, and with what I think of FFN's policies I can't make them FFN exclusives, so I must post them here. And by the way... PIKA!
Static - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
STG, the Static f*** up b**** comment has now been forgiven.
birdboy2000 - August 29, 2003 - Report this comment
And so, the reviews the song gets at amiright proves the very point it was written for :(
Static - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
hello fellow homos! (oops, too much J.Shockey in me)
birdboy2000 - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
What does pokemon have to do with homosexuality? I understand all the subtext in the dub claiming Kojiro's gay, but compared to anime like gundam wing, fushigi yuugi, digimon adventure, or even yu-gi-oh, the shounen-ai in pokemon is pretty low.
Diva (The parody writer) - September 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Someone used my name ! I did not make the above comment ! I am outraged!!!!!!
T.J. Spindler - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Birdbrain, you were the one who called anime haters Homophobes. Alright, startin' the vote was a low blow. But it's my policy to give anti-anti-pokemon people 1,1,1. And if no band really made the original version of this song, it's not a parody. And if it's not a parody, than this song shouldn't get on this site.
birdboy2000 - September 03, 2003 - Report this comment
If it's a song, it can be parodied, it doesn't matter who wrote it. I called anime haters homophobes because the vast majority of them are, and after almost every anti-anime insult I've heard the same person followed up by implying I was homosexual. I don't recall you doing that yet, but didn't you imply I did some sick things with birds, which is equally ludicrious and much worse?
Static - September 06, 2003 - Report this comment
that wuz Bo Bo the rebel black sheep that goes moo
Erika Gentilli - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
HATE!!! If it is just the backround, there are no original lyrics, so it CAN'T be parodied!!! Jeez, I was just fighting with my little sister about not watching Pokemon!!! Now I'm watching My cousin rip up her pokemon cards. He is 9 years old. His name is Jason. Jason! Jason!Jason! Oh, he's about to rip her Latios card. Hahahaha! Oh, now Ho-oh!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Andy056 - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment
'twas crap.
T.J. Spindler - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, 1 month after I started the vote, the score stands: HATE, 2 'cause I am now saying HATE!!! And PIKA, 1!!! tj out
Static - September 30, 2003 - Report this comment
oops... HATE
birdboy2000 - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
*Sweatdrops* It did have lyrics, it was just used as background music.
birdboy2000 - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Though I hate to admit it, TJ and Static have won. Try as I might, human stupidity is an unbeatable force. There is no point in posting parodies to songs no one here knows, and it's become clear from the ignorance about the original made by the people commenting here that they haven't even seen digimon adventure, and has thrown doubt into my mind over whether they've seen pokemon as well, despite how often they insult it. As much as I disagree with certain FFN policies(Though I doubt anyone here knows what FFN is, or how to find out, let alone what policy I disagree with, despite how obvious it should be.) my parodies will be exclusive to it forevermore, at least there people have a clue what I'm talking about. Though the internet was once a bastion of intellegent thought, like all things that the ignorant masses become aware of, most of it has merely become like the rest of the world, filled with ignorance and stupidity. I may continue to lurk here, and give 1-1-1 scores to all the anti-pokemon crap I see here, and even occasionally give advice to the few intellegent writers, but for the most part, this is goodbye, though I doubt anyone cares or can even understand most of the words I'm saying. If you insist on bashing pokemon somewhere pokemon fans actually exist, feel free to go to the serebii.net boards or fanfiction.net, you could use some utter humiliation.
birdboy2000 - October 12, 2003 - Report this comment
forevermore, at least there people have a clue what I'm talking about. Though the internet was once a bastion of intellegent thought, like all things that the ignorant masses become aware of, most of it has merely become like the rest of the world, filled with ignorance and stupidity. I may continue to lurk here, and give 1-1-1 scores to all the anti-pokemon crap I see here, and even occasionally give advice to the few intellegent writers, but for the most part, this is goodbye, though I doubt anyone cares or can even understand most of the words I'm saying. If you insist on bashing pokemon somewhere pokemon fans actually exist, feel free to go to the serebii.net boards or the pokemon section of(It's under games, not anime because the admins there are dumb) fanfiction.net, you could use some utter humiliation.
Static - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Ich lache nicht mit Ihnen, ich lache an Ihnen.
Let's hope you speak German, you miserable, pitiful, braindead excuse for a pokemon fan. no, just kidding. but i had to bash pokemon at least once more before halloween, where my neighborhood is full of actual rabid pikachus! i got bit once! it hurt!
T.J. Spindler - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
That's nothing. I was in a game shop, and I accidently TAPPED the game... Ewwwwwwww. Pokemon fans can Chew My Pika!!!! Ahahahahaha! tj out
T.J. Spindler - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Static, here is a scary story 4 ya: There was once a boy who lived in hell named "Terdboy2000". He'd terrorize people in Erma NJ, North of Boston Mass, and everywhere else in the world. One day, STATistIC and E.J. Riddler came on http://www.amiwrong.com and kicked the crap out of Terdboy2000 in the votes. STATistIC and E.J. have been friends every since. THE END! Oh, I love happy endings!!! tj out
T.J. Spindler - November 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh yeah, I forgot this part of the story: And Terdboy2000 later signed up for the office of "Ben Dai Hoe" (I think that is how you spell it!) tj out again
creepy_lizard - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
pokemon rocks
Pikachu - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ebil people.... *whacks everybody who hates pokemon*
bob - January 04, 2005 - Report this comment
it was ok
3173 - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I HATE PEOPLE WHO ANTI POKEMONS!
Chibs da Sneasel - October 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Show this to Daniel! HAHA

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