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Song Parodies -> "I Am The Trainer-man"

Original Song Title:

"Lollipop, Candyman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aqua

Parody Song Title:

"I Am The Trainer-man"

Parody Written by:

D. Paquet

The Lyrics

Oooohhhhhwoaaaaahhh
I am the trainer man.....
Oooohhhhhwoaaaaahhh
I am the trainer man.....
Oooohhhhhwoaaaaahhh
I am the trainer man.....
Oooohhhhhwoaaaaahhh
Coming from fitness land!!

I wish that I had a little bum
sitting on it would be so much fun
buying my jeans wouldn't cost a ton
If only I would just start to run

Run with me honey I'm your sweet, sweaty, trainer man
run like the wind only 50 more miles to go
Remind me to stretch, if your hungry please understand
this is the end of your big chunky butt wo-man!

Oh my Lord, I know you are my trainer man
and oh my lord, your word is my command
Oh my lord I know you are my trainer man
But oh my lord, 50 more? I doubt I can!

You are my trainer-guy - oh God dammit why?
You are my trainer-guy - oh God dammit why?

I wish that I had a big shotgun
running me from will be so much fun
You will be sobbing and I will win
until you say I'm Already thin

Come on now honey, your sweet, but don't slow your gate
Run like wind, cause your still sorta overweight
See me? I'm trim, and it's more then just simple fate
So don't get mad, when your slim then you'll think I'm great!

Oh you jerk - I know you are my trainer man
but oh you jerk - you think that I'm a fan?
Oh you jerk - this exercise is just too hard
O.k you jerk? - let me go back to my lard


(repeat)

I am the trainer man - coming from Fitnessland
I am the trainer man - coming from Fitnessland

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