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Song Parodies -> "Duet with the Hairdresser"

Original Song Title:

"Whole New World"

Original Performer:

Disney's Aladdin

Parody Song Title:

"Duet with the Hairdresser"

Parody Written by:

Sweet Indigo

The Lyrics

'Do' is short for hairdo. I haven't a clue if that's just a British thing or what...
Hairdresser:
Would you like your hair curled? Layered, feathered or straightened?
Tell me lovey, now blatantly it's so hard to decide.
Plum would go with your eyes, or maybe be a blonde wonder?
All flared out or curled under, and you so should have it dyed

A whole new 'do! A new fantastic head of hair
Let me just comb it back, then I'll attack, and you can start your preening

Customer:
A whole new 'do? I just want cut an inch or two!
I know you'd style my hair with such a flair
But I don't really want a new hairdo

Hairdresser [getting quite excited by now]:
Unbelievable spikes! Indescribable streaking!
Crimping, shaving and tweak to a Mohican - don't be shy!

Hairdresser/Customer:
A whole new 'do! / I can't open my eyes
A change in style don't you see / Hold my breath, hope I pass out
I'll braid it crazy style, and raise a smile
It can't go back to how it used to be!

Customer/Hairdresser:
A whole new 'do! / I'll give you a surprise
Oh if I had only knew / Set in wax, it gets better
Please don't destroy my hair, leave some to spare
Please don't dare to make this new hairdo

Hairdresser/Customer:
A whole new 'do! / Please, no new 'do...
A frizzing spree / Someone help me...
Your hair must shout! / Oh let me out...
Let your/my hair free!

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Overall Rating: 4.8

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Joelle - August 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job! I loved it!
Claude Prez - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was a great idea, done very well; definitely deserves more votes than it got.
LadyStrawberry - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Arwen - December 01, 2003 - Report this comment
I've actually had this conversation...I feel for the customer here! FABULOUS job...
Diddims - July 17, 2004 - Report this comment
"Please no new 'do!" too funny! And I do sympathize with the customer; those hairdressers are freaky!
InsaneSteve - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
WOW! I loved it! It's one of the best I've read. Gr-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-reat Job!

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