-> "Duet with the Hairdresser"
Original Song Title:
"Whole New World"
Parody Song Title:
"Duet with the Hairdresser"
Would you like your hair curled? Layered, feathered or straightened?
Tell me lovey, now blatantly it's so hard to decide.
Plum would go with your eyes, or maybe be a blonde wonder?
All flared out or curled under, and you so should have it dyed
A whole new 'do! A new fantastic head of hair
Let me just comb it back, then I'll attack, and you can start your preening
A whole new 'do? I just want cut an inch or two!
I know you'd style my hair with such a flair
But I don't really want a new hairdo
Hairdresser [getting quite excited by now]:
Unbelievable spikes! Indescribable streaking!
Crimping, shaving and tweak to a Mohican - don't be shy!
A whole new 'do! / I can't open my eyes
A change in style don't you see / Hold my breath, hope I pass out
I'll braid it crazy style, and raise a smile
It can't go back to how it used to be!
A whole new 'do! / I'll give you a surprise
Oh if I had only knew / Set in wax, it gets better
Please don't destroy my hair, leave some to spare
Please don't dare to make this new hairdo
A whole new 'do! / Please, no new 'do...
A frizzing spree / Someone help me...
Your hair must shout! / Oh let me out...
Let your/my hair free!
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