Hairdresser:
Would you like your hair curled? Layered, feathered or straightened?
Tell me lovey, now blatantly it's so hard to decide.
Plum would go with your eyes, or maybe be a blonde wonder?
All flared out or curled under, and you so should have it dyed

A whole new 'do! A new fantastic head of hair
Let me just comb it back, then I'll attack, and you can start your preening

Customer:
A whole new 'do? I just want cut an inch or two!
I know you'd style my hair with such a flair
But I don't really want a new hairdo

Hairdresser [getting quite excited by now]:
Unbelievable spikes! Indescribable streaking!
Crimping, shaving and tweak to a Mohican - don't be shy!

Hairdresser/Customer:
A whole new 'do! / I can't open my eyes
A change in style don't you see / Hold my breath, hope I pass out
I'll braid it crazy style, and raise a smile
It can't go back to how it used to be!

Customer/Hairdresser:
A whole new 'do! / I'll give you a surprise
Oh if I had only knew / Set in wax, it gets better
Please don't destroy my hair, leave some to spare
Please don't dare to make this new hairdo

Hairdresser/Customer:
A whole new 'do! / Please, no new 'do...
A frizzing spree / Someone help me...
Your hair must shout! / Oh let me out...
Let your/my hair free!