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Song Parodies -> "Hoover Machine"

Original Song Title:

"Love Machine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Wham

Parody Song Title:

"Hoover Machine"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

[Chorus:]
I'm just a Hover machine
And I don't work for nobody but like you,
I'm just a Hover machine,
A Sucking', Cleaning' friend.

I think it's high time you knew,
Whenever I clean for of you,
My plug blows a fuse.
When I hover the carpet floor,
My sucktion starts to rise, and I become confused.
My voltage regulator cools,
When I'm cleaning right next to you,
Electricity starts to flow,
And my on light starts to glow - wooo

[Chorus]

Na, na na na na, na na na na, woo-woo-wooo
Na, na na na na, na na na na, na naaah

[Chorus]

I'm gentle cause i glide, I'm not that hard to Operate,
There's no way that you can lose,
My hovering can clean up everthing,
I've got a button for Suck,
That you have got-to-use.
If you look into my bag,
I am sure you can find out where the dust goes,
To turn me on just set my dial,
And let me clean up for a little while - ooh

[Chorus]
Na, na na na na, na na na na, woo-woo-wooo
Na, na na na na, na na na na, na naaah
[Chorus]

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