Song Parodies -> My Pornography
| Original Song Title: | "Private Property" |
| Original Performer: | Judas Priest |
| Parody Song Title: | "My Pornography" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
You think you're hot and have it all
Like the girls upon my screen
I can't believe how you'd concieve
That you're as hot as Blondi Bee
You think you've got me all wound up
But I can only trust my eyes
And when I watch them you dont exist
So you'd better realize
Don't you touch
Don't get near
Don't try to act so cool
For goodness sake
Oh please don't take
Girls I want instead of you
So keep your hands off
My Pornography
Hands off
Oh Oh
Keep your hands off
My Pornography
DVD's
Hands off
'Cause they're all I need
She's number one my Samantha Strong
And you just can't imitate
I'm just amazed, and I'm so crazed
To see "Love Potion 8"
Don't you touch
Don't get near
Don't try to act so cool
For goodness sake
Oh please don't take
Girls I want instead of you
So keep your hands off
My Pornography
Hands off
Oh Oh
Keep your hands off
My Pornography
DVD's
Hands off
'Cause it's all I need
I live in a fantasy
Her name's Sandra Scream
Don't go lookin' for love from me
She's my dream
Hands off
But you can have Ron Jeremy
So keep your hands off
My Pornography
Hands off
Oh Oh
Keep your hands off
My Pornography
DVD's
Hands off
'Cause it's all I need
Keep your hands off
My Pornography
Hands off
Like the girls upon my screen
I can't believe how you'd concieve
That you're as hot as Blondi Bee
You think you've got me all wound up
But I can only trust my eyes
And when I watch them you dont exist
So you'd better realize
Don't you touch
Don't get near
Don't try to act so cool
For goodness sake
Oh please don't take
Girls I want instead of you
So keep your hands off
My Pornography
Hands off
Oh Oh
Keep your hands off
My Pornography
DVD's
Hands off
'Cause they're all I need
She's number one my Samantha Strong
And you just can't imitate
I'm just amazed, and I'm so crazed
To see "Love Potion 8"
Don't you touch
Don't get near
Don't try to act so cool
For goodness sake
Oh please don't take
Girls I want instead of you
So keep your hands off
My Pornography
Hands off
Oh Oh
Keep your hands off
My Pornography
DVD's
Hands off
'Cause it's all I need
I live in a fantasy
Her name's Sandra Scream
Don't go lookin' for love from me
She's my dream
Hands off
But you can have Ron Jeremy
So keep your hands off
My Pornography
Hands off
Oh Oh
Keep your hands off
My Pornography
DVD's
Hands off
'Cause it's all I need
Keep your hands off
My Pornography
Hands off
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Ahh, a JP song, very good indeed. And LOL at "But you can have Ron Jeremy". 555.
Nice work.
Does this deal with sex?If so,I'm not viewing it.
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