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Song Parodies -> "'Ventin' New Dinosaurs"

Original Song Title:

"Looking Out My Back Door"

Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"'Ventin' New Dinosaurs"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Is it just my imagination or...
'Member all my sixties toys
Plastic dinos brought joy
Got to sit down - spread them out on the floor
Discover Channel's bringin' new ones I'm suspectin'
Swear they're in-ventin' new dinosaurs

Where's my giant camptosaurus
From when the earth was porous?
Look at all those Raptor creatures heading out to spawn
A dinosaur conundrum - they keep findin' new ones
'Tologists 'ventin' new dinosaurs

Muttaburasauruses are marchin' 'cross the land.
Will they fossilize in the tar pits soon?
Boo hoo hoo
Parasaurolophus replaced by criptoclidus
Swear they're in-ventin' new dinosaurs

My poor brontosauruses were given all new heads
'Cus it seems for years had the wrong ones on
Ooops ooops ooops!
Changed the whole Triassic - now workin' on Jurassic
They are just "de-signer" dinosaurs

This confuses girls and boys
Makes us oldies say 'Oy'!
When did their orig'nal looks become all frayed and torn?
Don't want coelophysis - miss my iguanidonies
Wish they'd quit 'ventin' new dinosaurs
Messin' with traditions - it makes me feel cretaceous
Wish they'd quit 'ventin' new dinosaurs

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mandamoo - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey I've noticed that too ! : ( Excellent one guys !!!
Royce Miller - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
You delivered like you threatened to-so good
Michael Pacholek - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
"This confuses girls and boys"? Don't the two of you do enough of that already? LOL
Karla - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, they got rid of the helper brains, too!
Billy Florio - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was gonna be about Jarassic Park....but anyway, yeah, this is so true, and they keep on chnging the names of Dinosaurs..its not Brontosuarus anymore...and can somebody please tell me the difference between Pteradactal, and Pteradon?
Meriadoc - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
You mean the stegasaurus doesn't have an extra brain in his tail anymore? Where will the dino revisionist history end?
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job dudes. Pachycephalosaurus (sp?) was my favorite.
Guy DiRito - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Extinctly what we needed to make us laugh and I did LOL on this one ladies and/or gentlemen or just gentlepersons. Great, great, great... What else can be said. The best CCR 'backdoor' parody ever and there are a few out here, yes.
Tone-Def - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
it's a good concept but isn't replacing three syllables with a single apostrophe (paleontologists/'tologists) a bit much? I didn't find it hard to understand but something about knocking out three syllables seems wrong to me
Peregrin - August 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Merry ! TD is awaiting your answer, muwhahaha! You syllable-killer! Explain yourself! ;-)
Meriadoc - August 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Tone! "'Toligists" is a pefec'ly 'spectable and 'gitimate word! ;-)
Poison Girl - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny as hell! WTF is a "Muttaburasauruses" though? HAHA
Meriadoc - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Um...Mutta etc. etc. were one of the ones they just ''vented'! And Claude, I have a pachycephalosaurus on the dashboard of my pick-up truck right now! :-D
FussBudgetVanPelt - September 02, 2003 - Report this comment
No ! A Muttabuttasaurus is a real one and was discovered in the State in which Iive in Australia ! See attached link :
Johnny D - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
So sweet !!
lee - December 08, 2003 - Report this comment
do u no any song of triassic
alvin rhodes - February 06, 2004 - Report this comment
wow, you really did your homework for this one...plastic dinos were a big part of my childhood, too !.....5s all around
Meriadoc - February 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Glad you enjoyed it Alvin, this is one of our favorite parodies that we've written.
Rick D - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Always liked this one. I just noticed your new bio and the props sent my way. Thanks. Your namesakes' short stature belies your giantness on this site.

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