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Song Parodies -> "Dolly Parton"

Original Song Title:

"California Girls"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Dolly Parton"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

Well flat chest girls I skip
Because they have nothing to hold
And the real fat girls with the bubble butts
The cellulite just leaves me cold

The bow-leg Jewish daughters really make me feel uptight
And the stuck-up girls acting like a bitch
They tease their boyfriends every night

I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could have Dolly Parton's bod

That songbird has a waistline
That most girls would just kill for
She's loaded with dough, has a real nice rack
And wears her makeup like a whore

I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of chicks
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get to Tennessee
Because they grow up good in the sticks

I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could have Dolly Parton's bod

I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)

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Sweet Indigo - August 25, 2003 - Report this comment
You Chauvinist Pig! I regret to say that this is an excellent parody ;) (although if I met you I'd probably give you a slap...)
Spaff.com - September 05, 2003 - Report this comment
So bad it's good!
mac - February 01, 2004 - Report this comment
LMAO... this is well done.
SDS - May 11, 2008 - Report this comment
... love the makeup line~!

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