Song Parodies -> Dolly Parton
| Original Song Title: | "California Girls" |
| Original Performer: | Beach Boys |
| Parody Song Title: | "Dolly Parton" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
Well flat chest girls I skip
Because they have nothing to hold
And the real fat girls with the bubble butts
The cellulite just leaves me cold
The bow-leg Jewish daughters really make me feel uptight
And the stuck-up girls acting like a bitch
They tease their boyfriends every night
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could have Dolly Parton's bod
That songbird has a waistline
That most girls would just kill for
She's loaded with dough, has a real nice rack
And wears her makeup like a whore
I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of chicks
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get to Tennessee
Because they grow up good in the sticks
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could have Dolly Parton's bod
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
Because they have nothing to hold
And the real fat girls with the bubble butts
The cellulite just leaves me cold
The bow-leg Jewish daughters really make me feel uptight
And the stuck-up girls acting like a bitch
They tease their boyfriends every night
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could have Dolly Parton's bod
That songbird has a waistline
That most girls would just kill for
She's loaded with dough, has a real nice rack
And wears her makeup like a whore
I been all around this great big world
And I seen all kinds of chicks
Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get to Tennessee
Because they grow up good in the sticks
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
I wish they all could have Dolly Parton's bod
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
I wish they all could be Dolly Parton
(Doll, Doll, Doll yeah I dig the)
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You Chauvinist Pig! I regret to say that this is an excellent parody ;) (although if I met you I'd probably give you a slap...)
So bad it's good!
LMAO... this is well done.
... love the makeup line~!
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