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Song Parodies -> "Intoxication"

Original Song Title:

"Intuition"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Jewel

Parody Song Title:

"Intoxication"

Parody Written by:

Evildog

The Lyrics

I'm just a low-down bum
Bad job, I'm in a slum
Nothing to do to pass the time
'Cept to to a bar and spend a dime
Or two, or three, or four
Great, now I'm hooked, just give me more
It doesn't feel like I've had enough
But I think I'll be handcuffed

Now it's rather hard to see
And there's beer stains all over me


I kissed some girls but I'm not quite sure
If they were men or something worse.
Now the barkeep's really mad.
Come on, vomit's not so bad.

I don't think I'll ever get sick
Of lemons and cherry sticks

Went to a bar
Intoxication
Just gotta look out for the cop investigation
I'm not using my mind
Intoxication
This is my twelfth cup of wine
You sure this is legal, baby?

You got a dollar that I can use?
Pretty please? All right, jeez.
You got a dollar that I can use?
Almost out, dry as drought.

Margaritas,
Borboun, scotch,
two martinis, all on the rocks.

Went to a bar
Intoxication
Just gotta look out for the cop investigation
I'm not using my mind
Intoxication
This is my eighteenth cup of wine
You sure this is legal, baby?

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Jeff Reuben - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Not bad. One of the rare Jewel songs I'd actually recognize
evildog - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
this is my first parody here

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