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Song Parodies -> "Desperately Into You"

Original Song Title:

"Into You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Desperately Into You"

Parody Written by:

Baby Blue

The Lyrics

oldasis (i'm realli annoyed)
snow storm (ewwwww)

I can't b disgusted
I'm desperately into you now
I wan b more den a bro to you now
When mom asks, I mention ma oldasis in ma excuses now
I haven't felt this way since 90'z to the 2 thouz
There's 1 question bout ma luv or 2 now
Kids gon b confused havin a motha as n aunt at the vows
Maybe I ask 2 much of u now
But sis, I'ma do whatever just so ya don't tell mother now
Where I dream, sistas strip, and gimme a lap dance now
What you think about red marks on ya ass from me now?
Why couldn't mom let me borrow a few thou
On 69 Ave. buy toys and some roasted nuts 2 chow
I aint worried with ma friends' sis now
When I talk dirty I get slapped by u, you growl
And any boy with you, he better have a ruler with him now
And I am jealous; this has become a real war now
I'm desperately into you

I'm really sick, what you think of me
I think 3 words explain it
your really nasty
I'm really sick, what you think of me
I think 3 words explain it
your really nasty

Come on sis
I want more den a flashing
I woulda blackmailed u in n annoyin fashion
Ma corner in laundry mat we b crashin
Just next the fire department so we hear da hoses splashing
The stop drop and roll, the firehouse we dashing
Freaky positions in bed when u flashing
The hotel we oughta be crashing
At the hotel ever penny be cashed in

I can't really explain it
My parents think I'm slipping
Since I saw u I'm tripping
What kinda fart u be sniffin
What typa piss u be sipping
Sweet sis just to dream bout u dipping
Would make me cry wit these dreams
You would guess I was drippin
Now, sleepin in a cardboard box
doin it is off limits
So don't worry 2 much about your possessions
But since u been asking bout ma friends
How'd u like if we both did it like the Jackson and it ends

I'm really sick, what you think of me
I think 3 words explain it
your really nasty
I'm really sick, what you think of me
I think 3 words explain it
your really nasty

Ya already no what the truth is
Sis the way your body looks like
Remind me of the rapper named Ludacris
I love ya smile, I think ya career should b a nudist
With you I'd have 2 lie n I'll b truthless
So lemme be lucky and roll deuces
And you ain't flattered but I'm the guy that always seduces
All the priests look stunned when they bless you
Ten and eleven, you don't let them kinda #'s depress you
Even though ya boy is successful
Being single was becoming too stressful
But ever since, our mama and pops has come to my rescue
My feelings great, since ya were born I wanted to thank you
That's why we shared rooms while the house been painted
Just so we can just start datin
The love is strong, stronger den the 1 wit u n Raymond
But I can't b disgusted

I'm startin 2 like what you done 2 me
I'm really not disgusted
I'm thinking of u
I like the way you talk 2 me
I'm really not disgusted
I'm so into you
I really like what you've done to me
I'm really not disgusted
I really need u
I really like what you said to me
I'm really not disgusted
I'm desperately into u

Ohhhh, no no no no nooooo
Ooooohhhh no no
Our secret

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