Song Parodies -> Can't Take My Eyes Off Of Food
| Original Song Title: | "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You" |
| Original Performer: | Lauryn Hill |
| Parody Song Title: | "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of Food" |
| Parody Written by: | Neo Matrix |
Food is a parody way of life. Thank you, come again!
You're just too tasty to me
What can I do? I must eat.
It'd be like heaven to munch
I just want my special crunch
At long last take-out arrived
With this food I'll surely thrive.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.
Sorry but I love the taste
Must eat at a slower pace
I need to get me some eats
Poultry, fish, or maybe meats
Finally food has returned
Geez, I hope my grits ain't burned.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.
(Chorus)
I need some pancakes, this syrup's a little light
A little thicker, then I might take a bite.
I need some cheese too, I need some cheese please give me: it's needed
Those Belgian waffles, they make me smile all day
Now that I'm eating, my smile will surely stay
Yes I will eat food, it's yummy, when it's prepared in any way
You're just too tasty to me
What can I do? I must eat.
It'd be like heaven to munch
I just want my special crunch
At long last take-out arrived
With this food I'll surely thrive.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.
(Chorus x 3)
What can I do? I must eat.
It'd be like heaven to munch
I just want my special crunch
At long last take-out arrived
With this food I'll surely thrive.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.
Sorry but I love the taste
Must eat at a slower pace
I need to get me some eats
Poultry, fish, or maybe meats
Finally food has returned
Geez, I hope my grits ain't burned.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.
(Chorus)
I need some pancakes, this syrup's a little light
A little thicker, then I might take a bite.
I need some cheese too, I need some cheese please give me: it's needed
Those Belgian waffles, they make me smile all day
Now that I'm eating, my smile will surely stay
Yes I will eat food, it's yummy, when it's prepared in any way
You're just too tasty to me
What can I do? I must eat.
It'd be like heaven to munch
I just want my special crunch
At long last take-out arrived
With this food I'll surely thrive.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.
(Chorus x 3)
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:D Comment, comment!! Liked it!
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point for not knowing the original was by Frankie Valli, 1967. Of course, Lauryn Hill is also from Newark, so OK, take your point back. As our rightfully-elected President, Al Gore, would say, there's no need for me to get snippy about it.
Fa sho dirrty you handled yo BI out there nice 5/5/5/
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