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Song Parodies -> "Can't Take My Eyes Off Of Food"

Original Song Title:

"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Lauryn Hill

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of Food"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

Food is a parody way of life. Thank you, come again!
You're just too tasty to me
What can I do? I must eat.
It'd be like heaven to munch
I just want my special crunch
At long last take-out arrived
With this food I'll surely thrive.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.

Sorry but I love the taste
Must eat at a slower pace
I need to get me some eats
Poultry, fish, or maybe meats
Finally food has returned
Geez, I hope my grits ain't burned.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.

(Chorus)
I need some pancakes, this syrup's a little light
A little thicker, then I might take a bite.
I need some cheese too, I need some cheese please give me: it's needed
Those Belgian waffles, they make me smile all day
Now that I'm eating, my smile will surely stay
Yes I will eat food, it's yummy, when it's prepared in any way

You're just too tasty to me
What can I do? I must eat.
It'd be like heaven to munch
I just want my special crunch
At long last take-out arrived
With this food I'll surely thrive.
It's so sweet it sticks like glue
Can't take my eyes off of food.

(Chorus x 3)
You have to wonder why people don't comment. So comment! Constructive criticism is wonderful to me! (Just don't be hatin'!) AnywayComing Soon: Now! That's What I Call Food

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Overall Rating: 4.3

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Pat - August 01, 2003 - Report this comment
:D Comment, comment!! Liked it!
Michael Pacholek - August 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good, but I had to dock you a point for not knowing the original was by Frankie Valli, 1967. Of course, Lauryn Hill is also from Newark, so OK, take your point back. As our rightfully-elected President, Al Gore, would say, there's no need for me to get snippy about it.
Nelly - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Fa sho dirrty you handled yo BI out there nice 5/5/5/
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