Song Parodies -> Little Sleazy Ho

Original Song Title:

"GTO"

Original Performer:

Ronny and the Daytonas

  
Parody Song Title:

"Little Sleazy Ho"

Parody Written by:

MooRocca

Little Sleazy Ho
It's never quittin' time
Stillettos and a push up
Down on Sunset and Vine
Listen to her chat 'em up now
"For a real good ti-i-ime"
She's gonna turn 'em on, wind 'em up, blow 'em off
Sleazy Ho.

Say ahhh... (Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...
(Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho)
Say ahhh... (Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...
(Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho)
Say ahh... (ahhhh, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...

You got a fiver and she's all yours
For a little while
She'll do the bona fide odd jobs
She's knows every style
She loves the muscle of the hot rods
She can drive 'em wi-i-ild
She's gonna turn 'em on, wind 'em up, blow 'em off
Sleazy Ho.

Say ahhh... (Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...
(Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho)
Say ahhh... (Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...
(Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho)
Say ahh... (Ahhhh, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...


Gonna get all their money
(turnin' 'em on, blowin' 'em off)
That little sleazy ho
(turnin' 'em on, blowin' 'em off)
She can sell it like a rock star
(turnin' 'em on, blowin' 'em off)
She's always ready to go
(turnin' 'em on, blowin' 'em off)
Fake 'em out with her moanin'
(turnin' em on, blowin' 'em off)
And let 'em know
(turnin' em on, blowin' 'em off)
Yeah Yeah
That she's the hottest thing in town
Local coppers never shut her down
Cuz she turns 'em on, winds 'em up, blows 'em off
Sleazy Ho

Say ahhh... (Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...
(Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho)
Say ahhh... (Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...
(Yeah, yeah, little sleazy ho)
Say ahh... (Ahhhh, little sleazy ho) wah wah wah wah...
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Billy Florio - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job!
Wild Man - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Good Work Melhi .
Michael Pacholek - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Better job than the one she would give!
Melhi - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Billy, you're the best. Thanks Wildman, you're the best. Thanks Michael, you're the best. Glad you enjoyed it.
Claude Prez - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
"Say Ahhh..." was pretty inspired. I'd say nice job but everyone else beat me to it. Well done.
Melhi - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude, you're the best. "everyone else beat me to it" was rather inspired, as well. ROFL. Good to have you back. Seriously, thanks for the fives, guys. ;)
Spaff.com - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Dammit, this is a bunch of yours in a row where I've gone to comment on my favorite line, only to find that Claude (speaking of sleazy hos) has uslurped, er, usurped me.
Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Spaff, you're the best!

Psst... Claude does that on purpose, you know. Sneaky one, he is -- stealing our thoughts before we have them, always knowing exactly what will tickle our funny bones. ...and I'm not just saying this because I'm a jealous little h8er, either. Ok, maybe I am.
Rod Worden - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Melhi, you're the best! Very funny, three more fivers!
Melhi - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(Aw shoot, you beat me to my own comment, Rod!) Right back atcha. ;) Glad you enjoyed it!
Melhi - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Note to ABC round L voters:
If you don't know the orginal, you can hear a (low quality) copy at:
http://www.pontiac-gto.net/funstuff/sound/gto_Ronny_&_the_Daytonas.mp3
Agrimorfee - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Sick little tune, but great...especially liked the chorus "ooh-wahs" changed to great effect in the song's context. 555
Melhi - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Agrimorfee!!
Adagio - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Terrific, Melhi!! 5's
Melhi - July 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pat!
Johnny D - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) What can I say but, "But of course!!" ;-) Great!
Melhi - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Johnny D.!
John Jenkins - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever parody, particularly the "hot rods" line.
Melhi - July 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks John!
Meriadoc - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I am thinking Sunset and Vine might be more of a "he -ho" but still a good one! ;-D
Jeff Reuben - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Another great song, another run at the title!
Melhi - July 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jeff & Merry! Merry, I just pimp 'em, I don't check 'em for adams apples. ;)
Peregrin - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Melhi! Merry, you gotta get out LESS!
Melhi - July 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Pippin! (LOL!!)

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