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Song Parodies -> "Kenny G"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Be"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Kenny G"

Parody Written by:

Jared Lerner

The Lyrics

This is my entry for round 2 of Tone-Def's Parody Survivor contest.The setting is at a little comedy club. Kenny G is sitting in the audience and a comedian is singing this song to him. Outraged, Kenny G. leaves the bar in tears, but not before stealing some peanuts.
When I turn on turn on my car radio,
Mother Mary punishes me,
For 3 seconds I hear, Kenny G....
And then I swerve my Lexus
Off the street into a damn Oak tree,
Thanks a lot ya bastard, Kenny G...
Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G....
Hairy man, or woman? Kenny G....

And then the absent minded people,
Go out and buy his CD's,
I'd rather hear bagpipes, Kenny G...
Go take your saxophone, tie it to weights,
And drop it in a big sea,
You'd do us a favor, Kenny G...
Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G....
You're hogging Light FM man, Kenny G...
Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G....
Lisa Simpson's better, Kenny G...

[Instrumental]

Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G....
For ONCE spell your last name, Kenny G...

And when the sun burns out and all known,
Life on earth ceases to be,
Before we implode, we'll hear, Kenny G...
I'm not saying that that's a good thing,
Mother Mary you'd agree,
The bum just don't stop playing, Kenny G...
Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G....
Go find another hobby, Kenny G...
Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G, Kenny G....
Not the one from South Park...Kenny G...
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Billy Florio - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I rather listen to Michael Bolton than Kenny G...and thats bad!
lebeiw15 - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Kenny G and Michael Bolton both look the same... and I'm afraid to say that Weird Al is headed that way too...
Jared - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, but Weird Al is cool, and these saxophone players are NOT...Weird Al for president, 2004!!
lebeiw15 - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, I know... I meant his LOOKS, definitely not his music...
Michael Pacholek - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I'd rather listen to Kenny G than to Bolton. Why? Because Kenny doesn't sing! Anybody who can sock it to Kenny like that has got something going for him.
Phil Alexander - August 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Typical... just when somebody uses a song I've heard of, it's about somebody I haven't :-)
Claude Prez - August 08, 2003 - Report this comment
This was great; I also checked out some of your older stuff (the songs I knew, anyway) Some hilarious work; don't know how I missed it before.
Tone-Def - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
according to blender magazine, kenny g is one of the 5 worst recording acts ever along with michael bolton and the insane clown posse
J-Le - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
That doesn't surprise me. He is one of the worst recording acts ever. But from every bad thing comes something good, I guess. He helped me get past the first round of Parody Survivor.
Spaff.com - August 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I just spent most of a week trapped in a coliseum foyer with the same Kenny G song playing over and over and over and over and over and over and over the entire time. I was ready to pull my hair out - or his. But enough about me. "And then I swerve my Lexus off the street into a damn oak tree." Good job!
mianfeinàn - January 29, 2005 - Report this comment
This is the most closely matching parody to the original I have ever heard. I sing it every time the original comes on the radio, in fact. Perhaps people like Joe S. Harrington have made me really believe it - though more mainstream critics like Rolling Stone hated Kenny G as much as Harrington hates anybody who chartedafter the "punk revolution".
Bob - May 29, 2007 - Report this comment
"I'd rather hear bagpipes"? What problem do you have with bagpipes!?

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