I think you might be gay;
You never have nothing to say,
Like you don't care about me.
And I get dolled up for you,
Spend fortunes from my hair to shoes,
But you don't care...yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Would you look me in the eye
And tell me I'm a diva, now? Ooh, ooh!
Would you tell it to my face--
Now am I a disgrace
Or a diva now!
I'm a diva now!

You sit there watching TV.
You don't stop to look up at me,
No, you don't care about me. No!
And I am leavin' you right here
And you can have your chips and beer
'Cause I don't care, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Would you look me in the eye
And tell me I'm a diva, now? Ooh, ooh!
Would you tell it to my face--
Now am I a disgrace
Or a diva now! Ooh, ooh!
I'm a diva now!
I'm a diva now! Yeah, yeah, yeah!

You can stuff your face
Glued to that damn set!
You ain't paid attention to me as yet,
So I'll run away from your crib!

Would you look me in the eye
And tell me I'm a diva, now? Yeah, yeah!
Come on, tell it to my face--
Now am I a disgrace
Or a diva now! Ooh, ooh!

Would you look me in the eye?
Could you look me in the eye?
I have had it up to here
With beauty versus beer—
I'm a diva now! Ooh, ooh!
I'M A DIVA NOW!!!