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Song Parodies -> "Old Time Pasta Bowl"

Original Song Title:

"Old Time Rock and Roll"

Original Performer:

Bob Seger

Parody Song Title:

"Old Time Pasta Bowl"

Parody Written by:

Diva

The Lyrics

Remember your grandma's cooking?
Old Time Pasta Bowl

Just take that old china of the shelf
You can't lift it up all by yourself
Today's dishes don't use the same mold
as Grandma's old time pasta bowl

Throw in flour and some Crisco
Now your baking bread to feed hungry scores
Could bathe three grandkids or more
Rope and pulley moved it through the door

l love that old time crockery bowl
Thickened stoneware with swirls of gold
Half ton of ragu meatballs
Grandma's old time recipe told

Display a case of mangos
Squash grapes for a home made merlot
Made an ocean full- fillet of sole
Grandma's old time pasta bowl

Call me a glutton call me what you will
Plan on swimming if It takes a spill
Todays dishes don't take the same toll
As that old time crokery bowl

Still love that old crokery bowl
Thickened stoneware with swirls of gold
The kind of cooking that would feed em all
Grandma's old time pasta bowl

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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TV O.D. - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Wait a minute, wasn't this from the 70s not 80s??
Diva - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Forgive me , my error. Who is OD TV anyway?
TV OD - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I forgive ya.
Guy DiRito - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
No Diva, I think you're right - That bowl was from the 80s - the 1880s. I know just what you are talking about, my grand ma had that kind of crockery from the old country. I inherited some of it.

Great line --> Plan on swimming if It takes a spill

And no exaggeration, for sure. Loved it! Well deserved 5's.
TV OD - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
What I meant was, the original song was from the 70s. diva already realized her mistake. I hope I didn't confuse anybody.
Diva - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Tuto Bene! I'm-a glad-a foe you Guido! Thanks for your comment.
Wild Man - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah! I use that bowl for my cereal LOL,
Announcement Amirighters
The Chalupa Awards will be a few days late , sorry but, one of our kids didn't SAVE in a rush to do some homework. All Dad's stuff has been deleted, so i will have to start from square one.
Thanks all, Wild Man
Guy DiRito - August 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Gee Wildman, how many boxes of 'Total' is that? With you and those bowls that poor lady on that 'Total' commercial would never run out of bowls.
Meriadoc - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one. I liked the line about bathing 3 grandkids.
Billy Florio - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Benissimo! Bravo! Questa e il buon' lavora!
Wild Man - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
You'll have to guess how many boxes Guy. Thats the riddle.
Diva - August 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Grazie! Glad you all liked it!
TVOD - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
restoring my 5,5,5 vote.

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